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Josh Weinstein

Hindi! Cibbic!

About Me

Josh is... ...a romantic gentleman. - "I like long walks on the beach and women with gigantic IQ's" ...Filipino. - "SPAM, Vienna sausage, and Corn Beef - the offical food of the Phillippines." ...a ladies' man. - "I like my women like my cars - small, asian, and tossible." ...likes exotic places. - "I enjoy classy strip bars where the strippers have c-section marks and bullet wounds." ...very observant. - "I just found out that half of the Filipinos living in existence work on cruise ships..." ...tech-savvy. - "I download gigs of porn" ...tall. - " 5'5" is normal in the Philippines" ...dark. "I've been told I look like a mexican." ...handsome. "Again, in the Philippines, I'm the king." ...believes in giving to charity. - "I support single young mothers whenever I can at my local nudey bar" ...prefers low-income housing. - "You know u live the ghetto when there's a Vallarta around the corner and there's no Gelsons in sight." ... is thrifty. -"Bitch I drive a fucking Honda" ...has strong views against drugs. - "I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example." ...a theorist. - "I believe reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol." ...an animal activist. - "I had this really fat cat.. like 30lbs...breathing was a chore for him until his mysterious death." ...honest. -"I drink to make other people interesting." ... believes in equality. -" I think most sterotypes are true." ...world-traveled - "Where the fuck is Acton?" ...a cook. - "How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?" ... enjoys the fine arts. - "It is true that there are many bad things in Tijuana... the donkey show for example." ...a linguist. "I will sometimes speak with a filipino tongue just to annoy the hell outta people. Dey don't no dat I don't talk lik dis."

My Interests

Basketball, Weightlifting, new gadgets, PSP, my Si, collecting Air Jordans, and the fucking Lakers man!

I'd like to meet:

my future sperm depositories...this means u!

Music:

Rap, Hip-hop, and everything else except country, classical and ethnic music.

Movies:

OfficeSpace, EuroTrip, Half-Baked, The Breaks, 300, Friday,& the Karate Kid series - which btw blows ass. I tried watching them the other day and almost stabbed myself to death because it was so damn cheesy!!

Television:

I watch my Lakers screw up another season thanks to that rapist Kobe and Entourage - that show's the shee-ot

Books:

"Bigums", "Final Exit", "The Last Season" by Phil Jackson

Heroes:

Al Bundy, Michael Jordan, Tom Lykis