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Cody La-Li-Lu-Le-Loy

Don't take Anything too Seriously

About Me

First off, yes this profile is bbboooorrriinnnggg... But I'm a substance over style guy anyway.Some of you may know me as Cody L, the aspiring C-List Celebrity. Since that's doubtful, let's do a little rundown:Physically, I'd consider myself tallish. I've got dirty blond hair, I have glasses that I don't wear on stage, and I'm usually in a witty and/or black T-shirt, but I'm not one of those whiny "emo", "goth" kids, because yelling does not equal singing unless it's in the shower.Yeah, you could say that I'm "decidedly different". I'll sue anyone else who says that. Seriously. No really, I will.Don't believe that I'm different? I regularly switch between the extremes Primus and Fergie on my mental iPod. I eat every damned french fry before touching my burger. I geek out for '90s TV/culture, then analyze deep political and philosophical things. I know what the indention on a wine bottle's called. I can go from playing Rayman Raving Rabbids to God of War II in hours. I read the newspaper from section D (or E) to A...The point here? I'm not your cookie-cutter ADD Family Guy/ Dane Cook fan. I have wit and cynicism, and in my hands they can cut through iron (or is that Iran?).The C-List "gimmick" is a parody of my possible Hollywood aspirations. Just don't tell my parents, deal?Some of you might notice that the extension is "darkbat". It's just an old character name and doesn't reflect my vampirism or whatever.This view of life brought to you by... Asperger's Syndrome. It's part OCD, part autism, part dyslexia, and all parts unique!

My Interests

Pop culture in general, music, video games, comic books, lifestyles of the semi-famous, other books, and random trivia. Making quick, sarcastic remarks is fun, too.

I'd like to meet:

Whomever/whatever started the process of life as we know it (just to have some Sprite(c) and smite some people), Johnathan Swift, Bill Hicks and Andy Kaufman (if any of them where still with us), Henry Rollins, the band Tool, and people with other thought processes.I'd also be cool to meet the following semi-famous people: from G4TV- Layla Kayleigh (newscaster, very smart and interesting lady), Blair Butler and Casey Schneider (nerd writers extraordinnaire), Kevin Pereira (witty guy), and game reviewers Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb, because of their black humor (and I don't mean "black" in the Dave Chappelle/Chris Rock way, although I don't mind them)Also- Rachel Specter ("the RGX girl", who seems to be a nice "real person"), a couple of comedians on the lines of Brian Posehn, Demetri Martin, and Jeff Dunham, and if there's time left after all that, actress/interviewer/producer (producress?)/Maria Menounos.Finally- Taryn Southern and her roomie Meg Marie Cionni, who are two wonderful L.A. inhabitants who for some fool reason think I'd do well in Hollywood.Edit: and everyone Taryn Southern has ever known or worked with. Seriously, everyone. (It's an inside joke.)

Music:

Specifically, Tool, the RHCP, and NIN (my three "base" bands), but also stuff like Electric 6, R.E.M., A Perfect Circle, Primus, Seether, some Chevelle, Cold, Metallica, and Breaking Benjamin.Believe it if you will, but I also like catchy new music (it amuses me) and some weird '80s and '90s stuff (the B-52s, anyone?)Some of the best stuff is the stranger music. I also really love most video game music.

Movies:

Parts of the movie industry are clearly out of good ideas for the most part. That being said; the first couple Saw movies, Hostel, Fight Club, old Freddy/Jason movies, se7en, the Hannibal movies, (basically horror/thrillers that make you step back and think)... I'm also fond of brilliantly off-kilter comedy a la Dumb and Dumber, Idiocracy, Thank You For Smoking, and most anything by Kevin Smith!Also, guiltily,The Breakfast Club.

Television:

Wrestling (yes,sadly), House, 30 Rock, King of the Hill, Futurama, Scrubs, Arrested Development, X-Play, and Attack of the Show, Also: The Twilight Zone, How It's Made, Mythbusters, and that kind of thing.

Books:

Deep graphic novels- Kraven's Last Hunt, JLA: Earth 2, The Watchmen, and Tales from The CryptIn more serious fare, Dracula, Silence of The Lambs, A Clockwork Orange, 1984, Animal Farm, The Scarlet Letter, The Divine Comedy, The Raven (TECHNICALLY only a poem), Mythology, and others on my "to read" list.The only books I've outright hated were Billy Budd and Great Expectations.

Heroes:

Umm, Arachnoman?Like to meet pretty much sums it up. Leave Heroes to NBC.

My Blog

Reasons I hardly ever go to the movies

I actually did research on this, so here goes, in no particular order:Adam SandlerBen StillerWill Ferrell (and he used to be funny... )Queen LatifahAshton KutcherHalle BerryTim AllenAnything by Broken...
Posted by Cody La-Li-Lu-Le-Loy on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:42:00 PST

How to win the Presidency, Obama Edition

Now, before we begin this ridiculous charade, I should state that this is for entertainment purposes only. I can be very (VERY) serious about politics, but this is not the time for that. The series to...
Posted by Cody La-Li-Lu-Le-Loy on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:55:00 PST

A third course of zany pics

Yep. I found enough pictures of zaniness to stretch out into an unprecedented 3rd album. Again, they're kind of "out there" in terms of humor. Don't blame me if you don't get the jokes. Also, I should...
Posted by Cody La-Li-Lu-Le-Loy on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:18:00 PST

New Pictures!!!

None are of me... so don’t get your hopes up. I did not make any of these pictures. They are from EatLiver.com. The second folder’s contents come from Encyclopedia Dramatica and Lawlf...
Posted by Cody La-Li-Lu-Le-Loy on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 06:19:00 PST

Release The Jenna 6!

If you are easily offended and manipulated by the media, this blog is not for you. Ladies and gentlemen (particularly gentlemen), over the last year our nation has seen a grave injustice. My thoughts ...
Posted by Cody La-Li-Lu-Le-Loy on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 05:21:00 PST

Assorted Yearbook Follies, Volume III

Ads:pg. 188 The Sheriff tells us "Remember, you are our future!" Very ironic from the sheriff.Sumner Automotive "Bringing You Quality Parts since 1945" I don't see how... I was born in '89, and you h...
Posted by Cody La-Li-Lu-Le-Loy on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:06:00 PST

My High School Yearbook, and why it sometimes sucks

First off- this isn't a jab at the people who made the yearbook. The design is good, and for the most part, it's well-made. I could bitch about the hefty price, but oh wait, I just did.That being said...
Posted by Cody La-Li-Lu-Le-Loy on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 09:11:00 PST

Yearbook Errors, starting at pg. 39

What, you thought that was it? Not by a long shot.Agriculture Day: "'Mr. Anders and Mr. Jones started around 6:00 a.m. the day of the event', explained Mr. Nick Anders" I'm pretty certain that he didn...
Posted by Cody La-Li-Lu-Le-Loy on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:47:00 PST

More Perfect Candidate Qualifications

14. Have a good campaign speech. The words "F'ing A" should appear at least twice.14. Don't wear dress clothes. Spider-man pajamas are appropriate.15. Have a kick-ass nickname. "Tommy Thompson" sounds...
Posted by Cody La-Li-Lu-Le-Loy on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:23:00 PST

The Perfect Candidate

After hearing people bitch ad nauseum about their favorite politicians, I decided to put up my own ideas of what a candidate needs to succeed:1. Replace "pro-choice" with "anti-baby". I'm fed up with ...
Posted by Cody La-Li-Lu-Le-Loy on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:02:00 PST