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Ruby

About Me

Mostly I'm into pigs- carrying them in my mouth, humping them, chewing on them, whimpering at them, etc.
I also enjoy trotting down Eggy's street, playing Ruby Racers, plopping, running up stairs (even though I can't get back down!), digging couch cushions, head ramming, and sticking my head out of car windows when I go on drives.
My favorite food is whatever you're having. Though I will NOT eat pretzels unless you break them up into tiny bits first.
Sometimes I like to bite at your feet, sometimes my anal gland needs emptying, sometimes I scratch paint off of doors, and one time I had butt worms, but I promise- I make up for it with undying love and affection.
I weigh 13 pounds, I like to howl, and I got a curly tail.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone (preferrably a pig) who loves to cuddle and will never make me take a bath.

My Blog

Buffalo Soldier

I've been letting my hair grow a little in preparation for winter. I noticed some dreadlocks forming. Someone cut them out!!    
Posted by on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 03:45:00 GMT

Uptown, baby.

I just got to New York. It really is rather chilly.
Posted by on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 13:13:00 GMT

Biscayne Blvd.

I ate a Greenie yesterday and took a green poop on Biscayne Blvd.
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jul 2005 19:11:00 GMT

Peanuts

I tried peanuts today for the first time. They were delicious!
Posted by on Thu, 23 Jun 2005 23:28:00 GMT