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tito

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About Me

crime fighting tantarran wearing super hero by night. fashion desginer by day. ( the porn biz got lame) . I like skinniy dipping @ the Bellagio Water Fountain , drinking plum w/ purfume in a man's hat, bocce, eating sweaty buggers , smelling my toe jam, i line dance like no other ( the electric slide baby) oh and i go to taxadermist school . anybody looking for a good stuffing? i smoke turkeys , i swing on the porch ( dont tell the wife) . i am a missionary for Latter day Fakes , i own seventy- three hand bags, i dont have a dictionary , i type with two fingers( the same ones used for sweaty bugger extraction and toe jam sniffing) i'm burtley honest , i braid my butt hairs into dreds . I AM GODS GIFT TO WOMEN . (the wife must live with that) I dont like Possers cuz i invented every genre of every thing , i was more gansta than EZ E , More punk than SID , Hicker than LEE , and Ruder than you!!!! i was once a Cozomonuaght , remember Spuntnik that was me. and lastly and most importantly i have an underground cock fighting ring. Women want me guys want to be me.. thankyou elvis has left the building. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Barn yard animals

I'd like to meet:

rich old sinlge women(one foot in the grave) [ if you live in vegas and are into , barn yard animals, punk, paintball , or know good jokes im in need of drinking buddies]

Music:

Punk: Punk Rock: Rock & Roll (50', 60') Skunk: Ska: ( hell enough booze, ill like any style

Movies:

theres somthing about Mary

Television:

Nova: Benny Hill: Connections:

Books:

tortilla flats

Heroes:

Batman(Adam West)