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About Me

Oh I wish I were a Dixie, hurray! Hurray!

My Interests

Decency, Common Sense, and Other Endangered Species.

I'd like to meet:

St. Catherine of Siena

Music:

If it doesn't sound angry, sad, or scary I'm probably not interested.

Television:

Flavour of Love, I Love New York, Flavour of Love Charm School, Golden Girls, Murphy Brown, Celebrity Fit Club, Hogan Knows Best, Will & Grace, Dharma and Greg, I Love Lucy, Beverly Hillbillies, the Brady Bunch, Drawn Together, Weeds, Southpark, and the Turner Classic Movie channel.

My Blog

TAGGED BITCHES

The rules state:"Each player starts with eight random facts/habits or embarrassing things about themselves. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these r...
Posted by Fauntleroy. on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:55:00 PST

Ny first sexual encounter.

I think my first sexual encounter with a member of the same sex happened when I was seven. My friend Wendy and I would spend hours playing with these little plastic Fisher-Price people who came with c...
Posted by Fauntleroy. on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:27:00 PST

Christmas Wishlist.

Decreased resting metabolic rate (RMR) Drop in sex hormones Decreased sexual interest Amenorrhoea (no menses) Reduced sperm production Lanugo (growth of insulating hair) Bone loss Constipation ...
Posted by Fauntleroy. on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:58:00 PST

My schedual

Every morning I call GCI time & weather because I like someone to tell me "good morning." (Not Nolan because he calls like 5 hours before I get up to say good morning) Every night I e...
Posted by Fauntleroy. on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:56:00 PST

I want to freak wit chu like da sea monkeys do.

Have you ever seen a sea-monkey end sex? They just thrash about like small kitties in a plastic bag untill one of them falls off. It's so friggen hot.
Posted by Fauntleroy. on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 05:21:00 PST

"Who is Nelly Furtato?"

"She's like a bird." "What?" "She'll only fly away." "Oh, I thought you meant oprah!
Posted by Fauntleroy. on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 11:51:00 PST