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The Artist formerly known as Mark

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About Me

First of all, let me say that I am not a "fake-ass poser". I saw this term on someone's MySpace profile. It was a definite concern that this woman not meet one. I do not know what a "fake-ass poser" is. But it sounds pretty terrible, so I am confident I am not one. I mean, do people walk around with fake asses and pose with them? I myself have never posed with a fake ass. Mine is bad enough thank you. Of course, if I could get a fake ass, maybe I could get a good one and pose with it. But then I would be a "fake-ass poser", and that would be bad. So I won't do it. Well, that's enough about me.

My Interests

Well, I like to keep my girlish figure by working out. Also love both college and pro football(Go Packers!). I keep up with Formula 1 auto racing, although I don't watch it too much any more. I'd like to try learning an instrument, but just can't seem to make the time. I also plan to be a millionaire by next year, although I have no idea how I'm going to do it(sick of being hassled by THE MAN). Money would let me do all the things I want to do like move to Hawaii, hire a personal trainer to help me carve out a new body, buy a Ferrari, broker a peace agreement in the Middle East, and get new socks.

I'd like to meet:

People who do not speak with forked tongues, or any other kind of eating utensil used for a tongue. In other words, I'd like to meet people who speak the truth at least most of the time. Is that too much to ask? I hope not.I'd also like to meet the jackass who dropped a burrito on my shiny new car a few months ago. I have a big ol' can of whoop ass waiting for you.
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Music:

Elvis Presley is number one. There will never be another like him. Evanescence is my favorite among current artists. I basically like a lot of different kinds of music. The singers I listen to the most are the type that have such great voices they could sing anything and still sound great. The greater the vocal range, the more I like them. Singers I don't like include Michael Bolton(no-talent ass clown. He is so painful to listen to that my throat actually gets sore when I hear him sing), Rod Stewart(ruins the 40's standards, plus I hate gravelly voices) and Barbra Streisand because of her hypocrisy, politics, and gargoyle-like puss.



Movies:

Raiders of the Lost Ark and Gladiator are my two favorites, as I like action and adventure. Some thrillers are good, and I have a new appreciation for drama. I love comedies with Ben Stiller or Peter Sellers. Old Marx Brothers movies crack me up, as does W.C. Fields and some Three Stooges stuff. But one of the funniest movies I've ever watched is "An Inconvenient Truth" with Al Gore. If he can't make you laugh, no one can.

Television:

I like House, Lost!, The Office, 30 Rock and Family Guy. Otherwise, give me cable like the History Channel, Spike TV, Speed Channel, and Boomerang(old Tom and Jerry cartoons). I've cut back on my TV watching lately in order to devote more time to my pornography addiction.

Books:

I like science books that deal with time travel and quantum physics. I also read history, self-help(because people always tell me I need help), biographies, and if I get drunk enough, I'll try reading computer-related books before passing out. Not really into fiction that much, except for Michael Crichton, because he writes in a fast paced style that keeps my attention.

Heroes:

U.S. Military, police, and firefighters. Also, greeters at WalMart, people who work at Starbucks and have to take all the idiotic special orders, and last but not least, my mini schnauzer, Huckleberry, for loving me unconditionally. Too bad people can't be like that.

My Blog

Breaking up is hard to do.....my turn to feel the pain

This time it was my turn to feel the agony of someone breaking up with me. Perhaps it was karma for the women I have broken up with, or never called back, this last year. Whatever the case, it hu...
Posted by The Artist formerly known as Mark on Wed, 28 May 2008 07:45:00 PST

I Miss You

I miss your bright eyes. Your tender touch. The way you tilt your head when trying to understand. Your scent so fresh and sensual. The sound of your voice on the phone. The feel of your soft body next...
Posted by The Artist formerly known as Mark on Sun, 25 May 2008 12:52:00 PST

A wonderful life!

I wake up every morning appreciating the life I have. But today I woke up even more thankful. I thanked God for everything I have, and for the things I don't have, but know I will have eventually. I w...
Posted by The Artist formerly known as Mark on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:50:00 PST

Breaking up is hard to do.

Yeah, it was a great song, especially when Neil Sedaka did the slow version in the 70’s. Unfortunately, the act itself is a bitch to do in real life. I was seeing a very nice woman for a month a...
Posted by The Artist formerly known as Mark on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:15:00 PST

Hmmmm......

Two or three weeks ago, we found out that our work was being outsourced to IBM. I was hoping to get hired on at IBM, but I guess they decided against me. Everybody who was hired found out today in an ...
Posted by The Artist formerly known as Mark on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:18:00 PST

About last night.....

I went to a coworkers going away party last night and had way too much to drink. When I drink too much, I lose the art of conversation. I get mush mouthed. I lose focus. And I do dumb things. Kind of ...
Posted by The Artist formerly known as Mark on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 05:14:00 PST

Spirituality

I mentioned in my last blog something about a new spirituality. Let me explain further. I have not given up the Chrisitanity I was raised in. Instead, I believe I have modified it. I was raised in a v...
Posted by The Artist formerly known as Mark on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:12:00 PST

Changes

After a long absence from blogging, I'm back at it and hope to contribute frequently. There will be musings, confessions, poems, rants, politics, religion and a dose here and there(mainly here) about ...
Posted by The Artist formerly known as Mark on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 08:11:00 PST

The Kiss

You stand before me and I behold your beautyhair falling past your shoulders,dark as the nighta silkiness so softgently blowing in the breezeA passion once extinct, now rekindledyour face so beautiful...
Posted by The Artist formerly known as Mark on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:57:00 PST

Someone like you

If I had someone like you in my life: I'd love you forever and leave you never. I could be so clever, make you laugh whenever. You'd be my everything and I'd give you anything. You'd make my heart sin...
Posted by The Artist formerly known as Mark on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:42:00 PST