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Nein Danke

About Me

We met Kraftwerk at Tandy Düsseldorf in 1975. They were seeing many electrics. We were saying 'no thank you' to the much nice offer of a car drive to Maplins, which is how we making our band name. We are heard The Huming League closely in the first 80's. We changed Duisburg to Sheffield in 1982 and maked ourself urban-agit-politico-industro-electro-droids, tha noz....but in suits like Midget off Live Aid in Ultravox but not with (!). Too many rebels with (!). We like to be orderly and clean and regimented, flower. Clock DVA, Cabaret Voltaire, The Huming League, Artery, I'm So Hollow, Vice Versa are some bands we never talk about. They did not like Nein Danke. We do not forget. Never forget.We are working now on a collection of cover versions of songs with all syncopation, swing and funk taken out. It is like Stevie Wonder is doing with recordings "I just called to say I love you" . Our album is being called "Kein Synkope, kein funk, kein swing, Nein Danke".

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Member Since: 18/03/2007
Band Website: neindankeistlieberalskraftwerk.com
Band Members: Karsten von Hoesslin - keyboards and programming.Heinz Winckler - programming and keyboards.Dr Schwarz Hell - he is a tape recorder but sounds like drums.
Influences: Our meeting of Kraftwerk.
Sounds Like: Nein Danke meeting Kraftwerk. Or something that might be used to cut something else.
Record Label: Plink-Plonk (Europe)
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

So take that good look of my face.....

It hurts my eyes to see Karsten making jolly. There are crying behind the happy mirth. Karsten thinks he has a funny bones in his head and mouth. He has deep disturbance inside his mind tha...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 18:27:00 GMT

More jokes from Karsten

I am having much positive hilarity for my jokes so here are 3 more for you.Knock, knock. Who's there?The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital. A man walks into a p...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:06:00 GMT

Maplins, Little Rotherham

I was in charming post butalist shopping mall in Doncaster yesterday. It is being called "Little Rotherham" in honour of the historic town of Sheffield satellite.I browsing through bargain bin of seco...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:26:00 GMT

Karsten's joke corner

Hello. I am Karsten. I am now startings joke corner. We are funny as other peoples from Sheffield like Jimmy Saville. Here is 3 jokes for you. Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:16:00 GMT

The Huming League

So, is Philip still fucking the ugly one? (This is very amusing joke in Germany because both the girls in The Huming League they are not so beautiful. Arf Arf.) Heinz.
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 21:26:00 GMT

Musings of an Anglo-Kraut

Overheard Martin Fry (who was in AC/DC before the Geordie) saying he thought I could be "...a turd on the whole." Someone has explained to me that I had misheard. Yorkshire 'p...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 13:14:00 GMT

I hate sports.

I hate sports. So blow me. Heinz.
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 13:00:00 GMT