melthoid

Hello there! Thanx for having me at your place. I love life. I love my friends. I remember my best friend in kindergarten's parent's phone number yet somehow I didn't turn out a psychotic Glenn Closish nutcase stalker like some of my ex girlfriend! (non plural intended). It just means I love what I love! I don't believe in heroes in the media sense. I love music but know that virtually all the artists I listen to are complete wankers. I don't have a problem with that...I was once a weak man too but once a week's enough for any man. I don't believe in hypocrisy even though I was one. I just don't wanna be one anymore. I can't buy a plasma tv until no person in the world is living in poverty. I can't stay silent while there is injustice, abuse, the USA government (note the spelling) and carnies in the world (smell like cabbage u know). I don't feel guilty anymore...I don't believe in government control...I don't believe in globalisation...I don't believe in power or committees or any word that has 3 double letters in them). I believe in Baldrick because he has a cunning plan. I believe in Val's Christmas dessert because it's not to be trifled with..... I believe in not thinking bad thoughts because theres too many of them out there already... I believe if loving you is wro-wo-wo-wo-ng then I don't wanna be right... I don't believe in self righteousness...you're prejudices are gonna get you...trust me.. I believe in you... because you can... and you know you want to... I believe in not talking anymore because there's so many more people out there more interesting than me.... the wax is out...I'm listening...
Name: melthoid serendipity
Age: sing this with me this is forty...why thankya Bono!
Month of birth: Junish
Any Siblings?: yes I luv yez awl like a brother
Parents still married?: only in my heart
Occupation: I am a dj I am what I play...um...so what is a Bucks Fizz anyway?????
Do you like your job?: No...I love my writing & editing class...they rock!
Any pets?: 1 cat - Milton (the monster)
Hair color: curlier than Constable Goody's Curly Wurly
Eye color: bloodshot
Shoe size: yeti size
Any Tattoos?: only if i lick my arm first
Any Piercings?: only in my Bond collection
Current mood: euphoric
Current wardobe choice: golden breed Sherbet t-shirt with Aywon jeans (we know the password) and chalkies shoes (PML)
What are you listening to?: PS. I love you soundtrack; lots of Bon Jovi but strictly in the car; Dylan's Highway 61 and Bringing It All Back Home and Blood On the Tracks; Revolver-Beatles and the Love album; Muppets Anthology (on CD...woo hoo);lotsa Eric Bibb and Weird Al(Can't wait til they duet!?!); lotsa new Aussie stuff people send me on myspace
Who did you last speak with on the phone?: my discrimination lawyer...mention the word wedding and watch the price go up faster than a barrel of oil!
What do you currently smell like?: cabbage...I was a Carny in a previous life
Last....
Movie you watched: Teeth (am I the only one that found it funny?); Taken and Trade (yes I am obsessed-how the f*ck is human slavery more rampant now than ever-when is everyone gonna wake up!);Penelope (very cool!); Dark Knight (Oh Heath! you rock so bad...you made Christian look so insignificant); In Bruges (amazing); Cassandras Dream (once again proof that Woody Allen needs to be euthenased before he ruins any more great actors); Book of revelations (harrowing but a wasted opportunity to make the masses aware of an unacknowledged problem in society); The Counterfeiters (A+)
Magazine you looked at: Mojo-George Harrison special...Ugly Things (the best music mag there is)
Thing you ate: Non-ralph pills...the dreaded gastro is here
Book you read: Helen Garner-Joe Cinque's Consolation (would have paid the bounty to have her knocked off if we didnt need her to write the Trial for Dianne Brimble)...
T.v. show you watched: Entire Season 1 and 2 of Dexter; Season 2 and 3 of Harvey Birdman (and birdgirl...)
Time you cried: watching Zohan...hilarious...thigh slapper...doubled over...haven't laughed like that since Eric Cartman cooked his school bully's parents and fed them to him (you had to be there)
Took a shower: 3 weeks ago (hey theres water restrictions!)
Got a real letter (a.k.a Snail Mail): my Peter Roebuck fanclub membership finally came through...woo hoo!
Ate at a restaurant (not fast food): vegetarian where you pay what you think the meal is worth...lol
CD you bought: Empty Monkey by Levi Smith's Clef's
What is/was....
The best thing to happen to you today?: Sleep, Writing & Editing workshop (no grammar woo hoo)
Your most prized possession: My health,my bed, my soul, my partner's cooking, my single vote that helped oust John Howard
Your first vehicle: Toltoys tractor vrooooom
Your current vehicle: Connex 6 cylinder oops I mean carriage (hey I'm a daring young man in my jaunty jalopy!)
Your favorite quote: Nothing's as sacred as a hole in the ground (Midnight Oil singing about mining companies)
You bedtime (on average): 8 hours...broken into 5, 2 and 1
Your best trait/characteristic: listening, passion for friends and music
Your worst trait/characteristic: inability to multi task, remembering anything important that might get me somewhere one day, remembering song lyrics (um..well the correct ones anyway...the Lygon Street nympho I look at your old golf balls...)
Do You....
Store things under your bed: sleeping pussycats
Daydream: sorry I missed that question was thinking about me and Kim Wilde naked in a giant pool of Vienetta cappucino
Have a computer at home: sort of,,,possession is nine tenths of the law isn't it
Live in the city, suburbs or country: yarra valley (its the Barossa without the South Australians...)
Live in a home, apartment, duples or mobile home: duples? Is that an offspring of a duck and an apple?
Own a cell phone: no just a mobile
Have a good luck charm: yes her name is Penelope
Collect anything: sins, scanlens footy cards, records, dust
Attend high school or college: no my school bully wouldn't let me
Make good grades: yes I did all his homework
Have You Ever....
Had a surgery?: I got broken when I was 2
Had teeth pulled?: I went out with a Mauritian for 4 years-same thing?
Broke the law intentionally: um...so what do they actually make blank videos for anyway?
Ran away from home?: yes to my dads house from my mums...2 whole suburbs!
Broke a bone?: Only a chicken one
Cheated on a test/exam: How else do you pass French?
Had a friend pass away: unfortunately too many...my last was my spiritual brother Senior Constable David Gill...a lion that towered over a city of rubble...cancer at 44
Been issued a citation/traffic ticket: councils suck...sometimes Jeff Kennett did have some good ideas
Been in an auto accident: um does backing into a tree while on a learners permit count?
Lied to someone: um my doctor when he asked me if I'd taken my medication...a hot lemon drink beats antibiotics anyday
Been lied to: not by anyone worth remembering
Your Favorite....
Place to be: the beach
Place to visit: JB, quality second hand record shop, Hudaks or Beechworth bakery
Place to chill: dinner with friends, monty cafe, winery
Non-Alcoholic drink: Lencia orange and mango, Halls lemon twist, Mark's cappuccino (he makes a face with the froth you know)
Alcoholic drink: troglodyte jungle, hoc lime and lemon, ben ean, stones green ginger wine (lol)
Type of food: cake
Meal/Food dish: cake
Dessert: cake
Shampoo & Conditioner: Dad's left-over beer (does anyone remember doing that?)
Toothpaste: baking soda, Jack and Jill
Salad dressing: only use Thoms mayo or olive oil
Ice cream: Toppa caramel ruffle or a Peters wild strawberry/toffee
Fast food establishment: sizzlers (lol)
Color: Poiple
Season: Spring-its footy finals time
Holiday: my recent honeymoon; UK (saw Wimbledon final), Scotland, New York, Miami (Florida Keys), Niagara Falls, Quebec, Wales, Lorne, Ayers Rock (yes I know its Uluru but not when I climbed it...), Mildura (holiday destination of a lunchtime)
Perfume/Cologne: brut 33 PML, Charlie (whose idea was it to call it that), musk cool charm (mmmm like kissing a musk stick)
Video Game: prefer the pinnies!
T.V. show: Night Stalker
Smells: inside of a bread van
Article of clothing: little as possible, shorts and t shirt,
Book: Day Of the triffids
Children's Book: The Highwayman - the Crane
Candy: Is that like a lolly? Jelly tots, musk sticks, big boss, bananas, caramel buds, metro gums
Car: convertible saab (but only in Miami)
Do You Believe....
In Karma: Chameleon? Yes but he comes and goes!
In God: Possibly..although someone told me to just believe in me...Yoko and me...now thats reality
In Heaven & Hell: I live in one so the other must exist
That aliens exist (extraterrestrial variety, not illegal aliens): well I've lived with one and had sex with both
That ghosts exist: as above, didnt you see the Entity..that ghost deserved an Oscar (how did he do that to Barbara Hershey's nipple...did I just say that out loud..damn those thought bubbles)
In horoscopes: I believe in anything that uses the word cusp
In others you know (family, friends, co-workers etc): not unless theyre aliens or ghosts
In yourself: always...at least for the first 15 mins
Your Opinion....
On the death penalty: only for George W, his dad and Dick of course and Little Johnny H and Peter Reith and that little ferrett...Ruddick...
On reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in schools: you guys are soooo American LOL
On homosexuals in the military: Yes then we could incorporate Mardi Gras and Anzac day
The war in the Middle East: NO
Schwarzeneggar...Governor or Terminator: GERMINATOR
Current gas/fuel prices: they're kidding right?
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