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Ahmad

jellydonut52

About Me

I am a huge Nintendo fan. I spend most of my day reading or thinking about Nintendo or actually playing their games. Talk to me about Nintendo. I AM A FUCKING LOSER AND MY ONLY AMBITION IN LIFE IS TO SWEAR COMPLETE SERVITUDE TO A VIDEOGAME COMPANY KILL ME NOWi use facebook much more than myspace.

My Interests

dooooo do do do do do do do da da da da diddly doo dee daddily doo wop diddly dee dee dap da doo wop waka woooooah wahhhhh wah wahhh diddly dum de dum dum (music)
ahahha hheeeeeeeeeeeeehahahoehaoh hoho HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA heh (comedy)
die die die fuck godammit why won't you die already my god. YES. MOM, I DID IT... MOM... I LOVE YOU. (videogames)
ah, yes, interesting *glances away from book in attempt to garter attention* (reading)
yes, yes, do it to me, please, more... that's it. ohhhhhhhhhh yeahhhh. thanks. have a good night. (masturbation)
vooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooophhhhmmm (attempting to fly through faith)
roghmoughughgohghguegh (chocolate chip cookies)
neeeeeeeeeeeeeee wike wike weekie weekie scqeinwwwwweeeee fumbulmp (biking)
blah blah blah blabbity blabbity blah (hanging out)
cheeeboinnng doooooooooooooooboing (bouncy ballery)
boom rah, tisk hoooo ahhhhhhhhh ooooooooh gooooool (soccer)
croooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaak ribbit ribbit (frogs)

I'd like to meet:

Andy Richter, Fragmaster, Matt Cassasamina, Brendon Fraiser, Kathim, The Karate Kid, Owen Wilson, Robin, Muhammed... well, I guess... I'd like to meet everyone... except for you.Everyone and anyone from Kurt Vonnegut's masterpiece: God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian.

Music:

I like indie rock. Here's a link to what I listen to: http://www.last.fm/user/jellydonut52/

Movies:

Magnolia, The Professional, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Seven Samurai, Ran, Spirited Away, Howls Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke, Metropolis, Vertigo, North by Northwest, City of God, My Sassy Girl, Lord of the Rings, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Life of Brian, The Meaning of Life, Brazil, The Fisher King, Planet of the Apes, Rain Man, Rosemary's Baby, Bonnie and Clyde, Pirates of the Caribbean, Mulholland Dr., Lost in Translation, Sideways, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Almost Famous, Snatch, The Big Lebowski, Sling Blade, Ed Wood, Groundhog Day, Trainspotting, Stalag 17, Big Fish, Stand by Me, The Conversation, Shrek, Gandhi, A Christmas Story, Gladiator, Finding Neverland, Before Sunset, Full Metal Jacket, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Run Lola Run, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Duck Soup, The Princess Bride, The Sixth Sense, Kill Bill: Vol. 2, Fargo, Cinema Paradiso, Donnie Darko, The Wizard of Oz, Kill Bill: Vol. 1, The Great Escape, Amadeus, The Shining, Reservoir Dogs, Some Like it Hot, A Clockwork Orange, The Bridge on the River Kwai, L.A. Confidential, American History X, Reqiuem for a Dream, Chinatown, Se7en, To Kill a Mockingbird, Taxi Driver, Apocalypse Now, The Silence of the Lambs, Memento, 12 Angry Men, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, The Usual Suspects, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Pulp Fiction, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The Shawshank Redemption

Television:

Lost, My Name is Earl, The Office, Trading Spouses, Two and a Half Men, That 70's Show, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel Show, Medium, Law and Order (all versions), The Daily Show, ER, Saturday Night Live, The Chappelle Show, Seinfeld, Beckerinfinite writers-guild enforced rerun loop

Books:

vonnegut

Heroes:

MYSELF AND ONLY MYSELF
ibn batutta sir francis drake noah lennox richard pryor muhammed ali mark twain Imam Hussain zidane miyamoto matt damon woody guthrie

My Blog

Sound Of Silver

After putting off homework until the last possible minute, an activity I specialize in, I decided to take a break. Taking a break from the complacent, procrastinating, willy-nilly, slow-dozing routine...
Posted by Ahmad on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:59:00 PST

-=[]Dumpster Dan & Dan Deacon[]=-

     DUMPSTER DAN PLAYING TONIGHT AT THE SATYRICON BACK ALLEY WITH HEADLINER DAN DEACON IT'S GOING TO BE A DOOZY FOLKS COME ONE COME ALL WITNESS THE EPIC EVENT OF A DRUGGED UP PUNK...
Posted by Ahmad on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:40:00 PST

Takers and Leavers

          I read a book recently called Ishmael. I won't spoil the plot here, since, I want you to read it for yourself, but, I've gotta say, it's a really transform...
Posted by Ahmad on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:54:00 PST

Be Nice to your Trashman

            There is something in our lives that's very seldomly thought about. It's impossible to think about, in fact. The reason for this is it's actua...
Posted by Ahmad on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 08:24:00 PST

Bald (Like Ghandi)

    I've gone bald, just like Ghandi. Knowing what a truly great, influential, and inspiring man Ghandi was, I wanted, from the bottom of my heart, to emulate him and his life works. Ba...
Posted by Ahmad on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 09:03:00 PST

Facebook note reposts round 1: Cut Your Hair

Are you a loser? Do you not have a facebook account? Do people bully you at school over that fact? Well, that's all well and fine, because, you can recreate the sole reason for visiting facebook (my n...
Posted by Ahmad on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:59:00 PST

Reality Blog About Myself

Everything that will happen, happened, or is happening to me in reality is going to be listed here, so prepare yourself for a highly entertaining list. This is real stuff by the way, not making this u...
Posted by Ahmad on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 07:19:00 PST

Must be the Moon?

Weathermen, meterologists, astrologists, soothsayers, and the everyday hick waiting for the groundhog to appear out of the ground and see it's shadow all have one thing in common: they all claim to kn...
Posted by Ahmad on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:50:00 PST

Blogging All the Way Home

To cap off my blogging streak, I'm going to add this blog entry to the list. Seven people have read my blog so far, so, I feel I'm working my way up the ladder to popularity. I hear you get to sit on ...
Posted by Ahmad on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:15:00 PST

Troll Band Ideas

I previously had a whole blog written up about a new band idea, but it didn't get processed through myspace. I'm going to skip the written word section and just post the band name ideas. All you need ...
Posted by Ahmad on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:45:00 PST