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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

dave chappelle, prince, dane cook, lenny kravitz, ron jeremy, bill clinton, snoop dog, hulk hogan, tommy chong, tera patrick, mark hammel, and leon kennedy

My Blog

balance

i think at the end of each of our lives we look back only to realize we've all learned the same life lessons in our own individual way. but at our lowest point we struggle for stability when all we re...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:00:00 GMT

chuck "mutha fuckin" norris!

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck NorrisChuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of beard. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 22:25:00 GMT

Myspace is a refuge for the stupid, the anti-social, the whorish, and did I mention the stupid?

"Myspace is a refuge for the stupid, the anti-social, the whorish, and did I mention the stupid? The small amount of intelligence which occupies that vacuous space in people's heads has been filled wi...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 19:53:00 GMT

Girlfriend Application

Girlfriend Application Girlfriend ApplicationWhat's your Name: Ethnic-Background:Age and Birthday:Location: Sexual Preference: Height: Weight: Body Type (athletic, slim, etc.): Eye color: H...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 21:18:00 GMT