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Zenn

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a rumor maliciously spread by the CIA to control potential insurgents. I do not really exist, my blood does not grant immortality and I cannot contact the dead. All other miracles are on a fee-for-service basis, except love. Yeah, baby, the love is free.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Probably you. I'm generally friendly to everyone without exception. Also; cyborgs, magick practitioners, lycanthropes, hackers, faeries, freaks, geeks, musicians, pornstars, aliens, vampires, migratory waterfowl, or any novel combinations of all of the above

My Blog

Jacked Again

i got jacked last night- asshole with a crowbar and like four friends in a van...  why is it always when i have blueberry? anyway, i think it's a fair bet i won't make rent tomorro...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 13:43:00 GMT

Social Leukemia

The white blood cells are your body's internal defense against pathogens.  When a cancerous tumor becomes large enough, it will almost always metastasize, or spread, into the lymphatic syste...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 20:00:00 GMT

Law

Today I was sitting in a waiting room at Santa Rita waiting to be ID'd, sitting next to a woman whose son was locked up for shoplifting.  He was going through chemotherapy, and had already missed...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 15:10:00 GMT

The question of God.

One morning, Zenn awoke and sang: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, god said LET THERE BE LIPS!  and there were and they gave great head; SING, LIPS, SING! To which a listener replied: ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 16:41:00 GMT

Life and Death

Tradition is the poison by which the dead control the living.  "Would you have us abandon all culture, then?"  No, I would have us accept ALL culture, and thereby abandon all ties to it. Hum...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 00:37:00 GMT

abducted but mercifully drugged

i was randomly scooped up by a scraper full of fairly random livermore girls last time the sun was out before now.  we watched movies, i lost my phone, and the only bus out of livermore took a mo...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 17:21:00 GMT

6/6/6

so as usual for my day-to-day life, i summoned up some unspeakable horrors from the elder aeons and made some (marginally) unreasonable demands, and...  well...  i'm sorry to say this, but y...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 23:00:00 GMT

Practical LSD Manufacture

Practical LSD Manufacture by Uncle Fester Loompanics Unlimited Port Townsend, WashingtonThis book is sold for information purposes only. Neither the author nor the publisher will be held accountable f...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 20:59:00 GMT

Mad Hatter's

A night to remember forever.  me 'n' faerie didn't get there 'til like midnite, but we ran into taylor and j right off the bat and humped hello.  taylor is SUCH JAILBAIT!  I'd almost sa...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 15:53:00 GMT

Happy Anniversary, Van!

today marks two years we've been through.  we've had rough sex and rougher fights, but every minute was worth it just to still be able to say you love me.  you know i love you, baby!
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jun 2005 12:11:00 GMT