Formed in 1988, Dan and Mark Mullet (unrelated) found themselves strangely drawn towards each other as a result of a freak masturbation competition accident. Whilst both simultaneously reaching for the same porno magazine at the inaugural 'Western Sydney Beat Your Meat' competition, a clash of heads concussed the pair. As they were rushed to the local St Johns ambulance tent for medical treatment, it was not only their semi naked bodies laying strewn on the canvas stretcher beds displaying their unusually larger than normal genitals that this dynamic duo had in common. Oh yeah, they had the same name in common too. More importantly, they shared a love of music, beer, women, porn, more beer, more porn and of course, a satirical and cynical opinion of this wide brown cultureless continent within which we exist. Damn it, someone had to write about the stuff that was rampaging through their minds and as it was only them that could read their own minds, it was Dan and Mark Mullet that decided it would probably be better if it were they that wrote their original music (Vulcan Mind melds were considered but as they didn't know any people from the planet Vulcan, it was consensually agreed that they should write their own material).We could crap on forever but who reads these band bios. I mean really, have people on myspace got nothing better to do? God forbid that I'm keeping you from reading a precious blog. Blogs - what the F@$ is a blog anyway. It sounds like a made up word that a 2 year old gives to a dump..."mummy mummy I've done a big blog in my undies". We will not resort to writing blogs under any circumstances. Unless we do.Ok, so we've been doing this for nearly 20 years. If you want to book us, communicate with us, abuse us, or simply be friends with us.... then its a 1, 2, you know what to Do! ____________________________________________________________
_____________________________ Love, Dan & Mark Mullet
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Blind Mullets in the studio
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Blind Mullets in the studio-the electric
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