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Mona

A good f*ck a day keeps the bitches away® Mona Storbox.

About Me

Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.comI never know where to start, I don't think it's easy though. I'm a girl who likes arts, photography, beat poetry and junk food. I was chosen one of the ugliest girls of my class. I'm married to an awesome man, Greg and I love him so much. I'm planning to leave Chile, my native country and go to the US and study Photography, Arts and Advertising. My friends say that I'm crazy 'cause I used to like mormons lol and I love the Quaker Oatmeal Man. And I think I'm pretty freak too but I'm happy and I can deal with my crazyness. I collect old tapes, flyers, posters, coca cola cans and some other random little stuff and soon I'll collect books of the Master Charles Bukowski. Okay now lets talk about the not very pretty part, I hate HYPOCRISY and fake people, I can't stand people who's normally mean but when they want to ask you for favors they're cool.. nah nah nah I hate them! so if you're one of those, don't add me. I dislike spoiled brats, I don't think I need to tell you my reasons. I dislike empty headed people that think that they're good people because they go to the church every Sunday and some other fake actions. I hate pseudo intelectuals, especially if they read Marx lmao. I hate copycats and blah blah blah blah blah I'm also bilingual, so feel free to add me. Caquita caquita, mil veces caquita.Pensaba en palabras apropiadas para seres humanos con mente y asco, Pensaba en palabras acordes a mis sentimientos podridos internos y externos, algo de mi ha muerto, pero no lo enterré en una tumba, lo enterré en el W.C. Murió tan parecido a un mal pensamiento cuando se olvida que se siente, Murió tan parecido a un dolor cualquiera en un efecto placebo. Pastel de heces que vivió dentro de mí, Pastel de heces que me acompañó por muchas horas, me atrevería a decir que duraste dentro de mí más que ese pasajero amor a ese... Por que no puedo vivir sin tí, pero sin tí sobrevivo. No es una poesía barata para la mierda, La mierda tan mala y tan buena, que nos saca de apuros internos como los "malos pensamientos" tan seres humanos y tanto asco a lo que en realidad vive dentro de nosotros, afuera de tu casa, en esa acera está yaciendo otra muerte que espera a ser pisada por tí, mimetizarse con la suela de tu zapato, uniendose molécula por molécula justo ahí, Así como se impregna hasta la última vibra de envidia en la ropa. Luego cuando estás urgida y quieres votar esa mierda y no ves baños disponibles, lloras en silencio asi como cuando algo te aflige, cuando al fin haces caca, tu espíritu, tu ser, todo se vuelve más claro y quizás más optimista, al igual que cuando te logras desahogar en alma, aunque sabes que es por un rato por que si no eres estítico (valgame dios que suerte tengo por que si lo soy) volverás a sentir eso más seguido. y cuando ves el pasado, (tu obra) te das cuenta que la vida es más que una cagada, mucho más- la vida es loca como esas veces cuando te paseas con la mierda colgando o el zapato con un hedor extraño. Como zombie en un paladar de heces y desechos, como un zombie en tiempos de depresión... mejor cagar que ser cagado.For those who like photography, feel free to check out my Flickr account!
Drawing board by LayoutCodez.net

My Interests

photography, painting, creation, artworks, music, artworks, drama, culture, america, southamerica, europe, losers, nerds, kitsch, pop art, tweed, vintage, style, identity, languages, cinema-art, food, quaker guy, marilyn monroe, gerber baby, hedonism, hedonismo, freaks, books, anti-poems, chile, new people. money, pin up, erotism, politics, design, soap operas, novels, literature, languages, oatmeal, parque forestal, museo nacional de bellas artes, warhol, takashi murakami, hockney, dali, emil tracy, bettie page, ana maria polo, laura en america, msn, literature, beat generation, damn poets, essays, caca, caca con shoglo

I'd like to meet:

If you mean famous people.. I'd like to meet Steven Tyler and Malcolm McDowell duh and I wish I met Charles Bukowski!!! Now If you don't mean famous.. hm any creative person, nowadays it's hard to find.

Music:

Aerosmith, The Doors, Placebo, Smashing pumpkins, Portishead, Stereophonics, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, Ugly Casanova, Blur, Depeche mode, The smiths, Siouxsie and the banshees, The Ramones, The clash, Moloko, Dido, Pixies, Rammstein, Nightwish, The gathering, Guns and roses, Duran Duran, Suede, Led Zeppelin, Morrissey, Madonna, Spandau Ballet, Tears For Fears, Def Leppard, Skid Row, Rolling Stones, The Cure, Devo, White Stripes, Franz Ferdinand, The Strokes, The Scorpions, Motley Crue, Red hot chili peppers, Coldplay, Los Bunkers, Saiko, Massive Attack, Lifehouse, Elthon John, Charles Aznavour, Aphrodite's child, Joy Division, The Beatles, Paul McCartney, Mike Patton, Edith Piaff, Los Chacareros de Paine, Nirvana, The Jenerators, Nickelback, Modern Talking, Sabrina, Annie Lennox, Underworld, Everything but the girl, Massive Attack, Pulp, Stone Temple Pilots, Samantha Fox, Pearl Jam, Creed, Whitesnake, Erasure, Travis, Garbage, Kiss, Janis Joplin, Mazzy Star, The Police, The Carpenters, New Order, Weezer, Aterciopelados, Morcheeba, Tricky, Moloko, The Verve, KT Tunstall, Credence, Jeff Buckley, Kaiser Chief, The killers, Roxette, 10cc Tori Amos, The ramones, James Blunt, Soda Stereo, Boston, Def Leppard, Bob Marley, Silverchair, U2, INXS, Lovage, Aguaturbia ... and others.

Movies:

A clockwork Orange, Amelie, L'Age D'or, Perro Andaluz, Shrek, Dead Poets Society, Dancer In the dark, a Bugs life, Malena, Edward Scissorhands, Corpse Bride, 2001 Space Odyssey , Sleepy Hollow, La dolce vitta, Promedio Rojo, Malena, Pulp fiction, Trainspotting, Riding in cars with boys, The house of the spirits, Lawn dogs, Lola rennt, Sugar Rush, Delicatessen, Big Fish, The Wizard of Oz, Anastasia, Joseph and the amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (haha), Lolita, American Beauty, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind, Frida, The Magdalene Sisters, Forrest Gump, Carrie, Wayne's world I and II.

Television:

What not to wear, Malcolm in the middle, The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Mexican soap operas, The open market, Drawn Together, SCA, El show del Edo, Made, TV Sales, hotlines ads, Married with children, What not to wear (UK and US), Project Runway, Changing rooms, Caso cerrado, Laura en America, Futurama, My super sweet sixteen lol, American Dad, Celebrity Death Match, Elmo's world

Books:

The perks of being a wallflower [Stephen Chbosky], Outsiders [Susan E. Hinton], A clockwork Orange [Anthony Burgess], Demian [Herman Hesse], El Tunel [Ernesto Sabato], Altazor [Vicente Huidobro], Querido y remoto muchacho [Ernesto Sabato], Ham on rye [Charles Bukowski], The Secret life of Sally Tomato [Jane Ure], Fuckin' Machine [Charles Bukowski], Factotum [Bukowski], Ecos. Urbanos [Antologia], Consecuencias de una fuga [Brigitte Logeart], Las chicas de alambre [Jordi Sierra i Fabra]

Heroes:

Greg, my parents, Buk,Quaker Oatmeal Man, Alex DeLarge, Will Robinson, Daria, ELMO!, Tony Little and David Hasselhoff lol

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes II

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Posted by Mona on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:33:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Mona on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:55:00 PST

Copycats.

Okay, so I have this clone that copies almost EVERYTHING that I do.First of all, she started attending to my school when we were Juniors. We didn't talk to much, but she tried to talk to me all the ti...
Posted by Mona on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 07:13:00 PST

Freedom of speech.

I'm a little pissed off right now... there's a guy in Livejournal that hates me and loves criticizing everything that I say or do. And there's no way to get rid of his comments in LJ. I changed my ent...
Posted by Mona on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:54:00 PST

The human manifiesto. (translation)

CRAPThat's what you deserve if you really think that this life is simpleWake up,There's dark water waiting to be sheded like our sweating.And it's called hate and there's nothing wrong with it, this i...
Posted by Mona on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:18:00 PST

Manual del sagrado humano.

EXCREMENTO.Eso es lo que usted merece si cree que este mundo es color de rosa.Despierte,hay agua negra que está esperando a ser derramada como nuestro sudor.Y se llama odio y no es nada malo, es solam...
Posted by Mona on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:57:00 PST

This is not fair!

Why the heck life is extremely hard sometimes?Sometimes we don't deserve it!- I really wish I could just leave and forget about the papers and the money but I can't. Unfortunately papers and money are...
Posted by Mona on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:35:00 PST

Hypocrisy, a new lifestyle.

There's something in this life that I really hate about people, and it's called hypocrisy.When you live in a democratic country in development you see these kind of things a lot, specially in a countr...
Posted by Mona on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:32:00 PST

Impossible Mision.

The written words have more chances to "change the world".But, do we really need to change the world?I can see your iPOD, I can see your computer, I can see your CDs in your room and it seems you don'...
Posted by Mona on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:43:00 PST

Rainy day.

Funny, today I had thousand plans and things to do, I couldn't because is a strange rainy day in summer.-I woke up with the rain and the cold wind in my back and then I thought: Shit, the pic, the pac...
Posted by Mona on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:33:00 PST