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Kristian

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About Me

I like to read books, see live musics, eat the foods, and make frolics outdoors in places unexpected! I enjoy Bob Barker and his Show-Case-Showdowns and watching him fondle the elderly when they can't spin the big wheel puts smiles in my teeth. I get myspace layouts at UltimateMySpace.com. Get this layout

My Interests

Music, Hilarity, All things nerdy, World of Warcraft, Mis-haps, Horse-shoes, my crazy scandanavian ancestors (great name for a band), Rubbernecks, Midgets (wee-folk), Running when you should be walking, Ernest Borgnine Portraits, Interesting patterns, Soccer, Reading, Writing, Girls, "Hardwood Floors", Sarcasm, Hillbillys, Rollin on Dubs, Irony, Strip bar crawls, Making fun of those giant fucking retarded wings ricers put on their cars, punching donkeys, Vince Neil and Vince Diesel bing involved in grease-fires, Nail-gun accidents, Phil Hendrie, Sushi, porn, late nights, and anything involving hunters being killed and/or maimed by their prey.

I'd like to meet:

Good people that can make me better for knowing them. Pretty girls with pretty collar-bones. Mostly I'd like to meet people that aren't total douchebags.

Music:

The Strokes, Muse, Radiohead, She Wants Revenge, My Chemical Romance, "The Essential Mix" - Radio1 reprazent - Dieselboy, Depeche Mode, Hard-Fi, T Rex, Gnarls Barkley, RJD2, Taking Back Sunday, Nada Surf, Guns n' Roses, The Killers, System of a Down, Goldfrapp, Jeff Buckley, The Mars Volta, Thrice, Amos Lee, Elliot Smith, Queens of the Stone Age, Atmosphere, Mos Def, Iron and Wine, MF DOOM, Deftones, The Raveonettes, Postal Service,Rawkus, Black Star, The Streets, DJ Shadow, Nightmares on Wax, LTJ Bukem, Daft Punk, Thievery Corporation, Mark Farina, Frank Sinatra, and anything Dave Grohl does.

Movies:

Gladiator, Rushmore, Good Will Hunting, Sin City, Raising Arizona, 8 Mile, Raiders of the Lost Arc, Swingers, Dumb and Dumber, Shawshank Redemption, High Fidelity, Sixteen Candles, Kill Bill, Ninja Scroll, Army of Darkness, Office Space, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Goonies, Star Wars (original), Rocky, Karate Kid

Television:

I don't usually watch a ton of television, but when I do it's most often: Chapelle's Show, South Park, The Iron Chef, Sportscenter, Seinfeld, MXC, and any program title that starts with "when" and ends with "attack".

Books:

Whatever I'm reading at the moment. All time favs: Atlas Shrugged, Catcher in the Rye, The Alchemist, Green Eggs and Ham, Vice Magazine.

Heroes:

My Mom and Dad

My Blog

butterflies and hurricanes

The song concerns itself with the so called butterfly effect of chaos theory, describing how individuals can make a huge difference just as a butterfly could redirect a hurricane.change, everything yo...
Posted by Kristian on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:52:00 PST

My new favorite lyric

I have to block out thoughts of you so I don't lose my headThey crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bedDropping little reels of tape to remind me that I'm alonePlaying movies in my head tha...
Posted by Kristian on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 12:19:00 PST

Hey Bush: die in a fire

It's not a rumor; George Bush is sending 20,000 more troops into hell. Can I get a collective WHAT THE FUCK???? There's no partisan politics here; he's going against everyone.  Republicans a...
Posted by Kristian on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 06:31:00 PST

I'm just a ghost

Can you hear me cry out to you?Words I thought I'd choke on figure out.I'm really not so with you any more.I'm just a ghost, so I can't hurt you anymore,So I can't hurt you anymore.
Posted by Kristian on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:47:00 PST

22 inch widescreen LCD MONITOR all up in yo grill

i bought a very nice monitor the other day.  i'm not a big "things" guy but i have to admit, this was an outdstanding purchase.  IT'S HUGE!!!!!!
Posted by Kristian on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 09:24:00 PST

My review of Factotum (the movie)

it was fucking awful.  i hung in there for about 45 minutes and then i had to leave.mr. bukowski would not have liked it.  at all.it's a real shame.  i was looking forward to it.  ...
Posted by Kristian on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 11:38:00 PST

stuff and things

so i'm reassembling a computer at work this morning and my coworker runs up to me @ our workbench and says, "do you drive a red volvo?  if you do it's being towed right now!"i went over to the wi...
Posted by Kristian on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:07:00 PST

Some girl was staring at me and she fell down the stairs

That is all.  :-)
Posted by Kristian on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:43:00 PST

uninvited guest

original poetry by me - "uninvited guest"============================i make my way upup the green weather-worn steps andunder the enemy awning that doesn't agethe key clicking click click opensover-us...
Posted by Kristian on Sat, 13 May 2006 06:35:00 PST

The Legend of the Phoenix

According to Greek legend, the Phoenix is a lone beautiful bird, the only one of its kind. It is said to live for nearly five hundred years when it begins to build a nest of dry sticks and twigs while...
Posted by Kristian on Wed, 10 May 2006 01:09:00 PST