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FunkE

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I live in the moment. I am an extremely good judge of character. I am a Leo with a Taurus rising, and Scorpio moon. I pace back and forth and around the room when I'm talking on the phone. I pretend to be aloof. I am a massive music freak - not the biggest movie buff.. I am a mature person, but there are certain childlike aspects about me that I have, and probably always will -- I will be at McDonald's and wish I was small enough again to go play in those tubes or the balls. I like mazes, whether they be on paper - but especially real live ones (I think Sea World used to have one or something). There's two things that I wish didn't exist in this world - ignorance.. and the term 'pre-owned'. I'm bugged because people don't know how to make left turns in this town. I enjoy the thought of a camping trip with someone I'm real close with out in ACE - as far away from civilization as possible. I am like Mapquest incarnate. Monotony and I don't get along very well. I like to go out and dance to some Howse or Hip Hop. Progressive, Alternative Dance shit and Industrial work as well. A lot of stuff does actually, if I'm in the mood. I try to exercise almost daily. I place a high value on my personal integrity. I try to learn as much as I can. Empathy is my greatest emotional strength. My most positive energy flows from my first Chakra. I am a very heavy sleeper. I owe money. I owe apologies. I get annoyed somewhat easily. I think and say a bunch of shit that doesn't make sense. I think and say a bunch of shit that does. I say I too much. Some acquaintances know me as a prude. Some friends refer to me as an 'undercover ho'. My funny bone can usually be tickled by sarcasm and satire.. and this is a link to my personality type description and livejournal if someone is actually interested in that kind of crap (a tad boring, trust me on this). www.INTP.org/intprofile.html www.livejournal.com/users/ericcraig80
seeing the x-mas lights @ Griffith Park (bleh) - Dec. '05 (look at that disgusting ass ungroomed beard - I got rid of it since)
Jimmy Jasmine & I w/ Rocky Horror chicks @ Freak Show '02
congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud
You're GI Joe with the Kung Fu Grip!! You're
strong, tough, and know how to kick some ass.
Don't forget though, no matter how manly you
think you are, you're still just a doll. God
Bless America.
After you die...
the Beetlejuice Waiting Room
After death, you will end up in an overcrowded waiting room sitting beside Beetlejuice. You've been given the number 736 076 827 378 919 023, but they are currently serving number 3. Good Luck.
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Daring, confident, animalistic
You like to have a lot of sex and try a lot of things. You are very kinky and have a lot of confidence in yourself. You like to explore all aspects of sexuality because it is something that interests you a lot.
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You Have A Type B Personality

B You're as laid back as they come... Your baseline mood is calm and level headed Creativity and philosophy tend to be your forteLike a natural sedative, you have a soothing effect on people Friends and family often turn to you first with their problems You have the personality to be a spiritual or psychological guru Do You Have a Type A Personality?

My Interests

Howse music, body modification, bmx, ethnic food, psychology, explicit content, diversity, road trips, video games, desert parties, underground parties, Jewcy, language, communication, camping, producers, produce, consequence, cocky wise-ass bastards, provoking, animals, spontaneity, radio, spanking monkeys, vintage electronics, gadgets, nostalgia, lesbians, deluxe chilli cheddar fries w/xtra cheese & sour cream, forensic science, batting cages, philosophy, swimming, livejournal, health, fitness, medicine, law, old sKool, pregnant roller skates, geography, maps, demography, cartography, civil engineering, urban planning, non-fiction, deviation, intoxication, associations, strokin off the computer, live bands, the news, sociology, ethics, amenities, satellite images, aerial photography, documentaries, intellectual conversations during sex, NINtendo, steel, acquiring useless knowledge, DynaGroove, beer bust at Menagerie, drag queens, bartenders, laser tag, green bean casserole, Cracker Jack fun facts, Phil HendriE, Bobbie Dooley, Janet Jackson, Judge Milian, the Bentleys, the Hummers, the Benz, Escalade's with the 20 inch rims

I'd like to meet:

sane, smart, sweet, crazy

Music:



Mixes, Remixes, Howse (progressive, funky, disco, deep, acid, tech, vocal, soulful, tribal, melodic, naked), Old Skool (freestyle, breakdance, NJS), KJLH & KCRW on Sat. nights, HipHop, TripHop, Alternative, Indie, Rhythm & Blues, EBM, Downtempo, Mushroom Jazz, Acid Jazz, Ambient, Chill Out, Jungle, Breaks, Industrial, Futon, Janet Jackson, Juliette and the Licks, DataRock, The Presets, Goose, Mark Farina, LCD Soundsystem, Cut Copy, NIN, M.I.A., The The, Pete Rock, William Orbit, Faith Evans, Loon, Ludacris, Alice In Chains, CSS, Steve Lawler, Fiona Apple, Salt N Pepa, Grandaddy, Cabaret Voltaire, Front 242, Pharrell, Depeche Mode, Trina, Ice Cube, Heavy D., Incubus, The Eels, Bonnie Mckee, Turbonegro, The Lucy Show, Meat Beat Manifesto, Sweet, Stone Temple Pilots, Rodney O & Joe Cooley, Revolting Cocks, Changing Faces, Coldcut, Oingo Boingo, Ethyl Meatplow, Brett King, Wolfmother, Tears For Fears, Bassment Jaxx, Van Halen, Wire, Zhane, The Psychedelic Furs, Nitzer Ebb, Tom Petty, The Fall, Fabolous, Howard Jones, Gorillaz, The Wolfgang Press, Placebo, Die Warzau, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Smokey Robinson, Beastie Boys, Teddy Riley, Fort Minor, The Pointer Sisters, Dirty Power, Dirty Sanchez, Chutzpah: Worlds 1st Ever Jewish HipHop Supergroup, blips, beeps, glitches

Movies:

Booty Call, Bowling For Columbine, What Lies Beneath, The Cockettes, Gia, Sky Blue, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Freddy Vs. Jason, Party Monster, a few action flicks, B-list tacky 80's teenage horror flicks with lame stunts and low budget special effects. There is also a good handful of movies from this year ('07) that I like a lot.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, The People's Court, Judge Judy, Cheap Seats, The Assistant, The Anna Nicole Show, Real Time with Bill Maher, Hey Monie, The 4400, Trading Spouses, Keeping Up Appearances, EastEnders, KCAL 9 News, MTV 2, MTV Jams, Vh1 Classic, VH1 Soul, Dexter's Labratory, The Golden Girls, Sacramento Kings games, City Confidential, Drawn Together, Talk Sex, Adult Swim, My So Called Life, Jeopardy, Washington Mutual commercials, prescription drug commercials (i.e. Leptoprin, Valtrex etc).. I used to like the 5th Wheel when Aisha Tyler used to host it (ok eric get a life)

Books:

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbooks.. I usually just read newspapers and other various periodicals.. sometimes I even read reference books cuz I'm lame like that.

My Blog

Am I the only faggot,

who isn't obsessed with either Britney or Siouxsie?
Posted by FunkE on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:45:00 PST

I have something to say

So basically I mean like um, you know...
Posted by FunkE on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:35:00 PST

guess

I'll eat some worms (still an irresponsible child).
Posted by FunkE on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:30:00 PST

punk

bitch
Posted by FunkE on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 02:18:00 PST

I broke the bong =(

we have a spare =)
Posted by FunkE on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 07:16:00 PST

retarded morally challenged homophobic racist bigots

can all go suck my ass.
Posted by FunkE on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 08:34:00 PST

If I was a fashion fo paux

Would you still be my friend?
Posted by FunkE on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 02:29:00 PST

ranting/raving

I'm so prolly gonna have a distaste for it, but is Pink's new single worth a listen?  Album looks to be Mizzundastood (sp?) part 2. 45 year mortgages?  Yeah.... lets just extend the life of ...
Posted by FunkE on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 02:21:00 PST

GRRR

It's 10:48pm.. I have to spend the remainder of 2005 getting ready to go out.. I hate the getting ready part!!@#$&*%
Posted by FunkE on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 10:50:00 PST

He Found Someone

to be his partner in crime, to live out his fantasies... ahhh, how sweet... Now just go prey on somebody else.
Posted by FunkE on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 02:27:00 PST