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lisa

I love nerds!!!!

About Me

I'm a 26 yr old divorced mother of the coolest 5 yr old ever. Any kid that requests awesome music to be played louder and asks me to drive faster has got to be cool. I work in the best adult novelty store in town. So needless to say I have no problem talking about anything. You can usually find me at a local bar or coffee shop laughing or embarassing closed minded people by talking about my job. Anyway, just got on here to meet some friends you never know. So feel free to send me a message it you have something intelligent to say or a question.

My Interests

Movies, live music, a good book. Also love to go camping, fishing, or just spending the day lying in the grass at the park having silly conversations.

Music:

I love all kinds of music. Especially punk, and whatever you'd consider Incubus, The Used ,or AFI , even a little techno here and there (mostly Aphrodite or Ak1200).

Movies:

Anything that scares the crap out of me!!!! Love serial killer movies. Also films like Braveheart & Gladiator. Not much for the stupid comedy movies that try too hard. But a good situational is ok. Loved Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, SLC Punk & The Green Mile. Always ready to watch some new ones!

Television:

Don't watch much but when I do I like shows like CSI, any Law and Order series, The Medium. Used to be a Jeopardy addict.

Books:

Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole. Anything by Iris Johansen. Most Stephen King. How to Make Love Like a Porn Star by Jenna Jameson was surprisingly awesome. And I love books on the history of serial killers. Always curious to what makes them the way they are, how it all starts, and ends!

Heroes:

My son who teaches me new things everyday and how to stop tears with a kiss. He constantly amazes me. And he keeps me young at heart even though I feel old trying to keep up with him!

My Blog

NO you can't...........

No you can not date me.... No you can not go to the movies with me..... No you can not take me to dinner..... No you can not go have coffee with me..... No I don't want to go have drinks with you........
Posted by lisa on Tue, 09 May 2006 02:26:00 PST

Nascar WTF?

Yeah, so I have never understood the sport of watching people turn left all day on TV....... But DAMN those guys have a cool job. So I was lucky enough to be chosen to participate in the Marlboro Hot ...
Posted by lisa on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 01:47:00 PST

Retarded.........

So unfortunately it has taken me this long to blog and explain my current views on people in general emphasizing of course on the opposite sex.   Why is it that people who are taken/ married...
Posted by lisa on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 01:36:00 PST