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Ash

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

"Ladies and gentlemen, currently making his way to the main-stage area, at an undisclosed weight and hailing from Parts Unknown, Reading; please welcome Captain Ash Kapow~!"
Okay, so I'm not really a captain and my second name isn't Kapow~! Not even without the squiggle and exclamation point. However, contrary to popular belief, my name is actually Ash(ley), but that doesn't matter.
What matters is that you're here, looking at my page for some unGodly reason. Whether you know me already, want to get to know me or are just looking to increase your friend count, you've come to the right place (unless you are actually a friend-whore, in which case, you can get bent!).
Most of the info you require is here somewhere, in one way, shape or form. You'll find my blogs to be extremely personal, frank and even sligtly disturbing, depending on what mood I'm in. So sit back with a nice beverage, launch my playlist in a stand-alone player and enjoy the ride. ^_^

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

New Top 5 Coming Soon!

You scored as Mick Foley. Everyone loves you for who you are and what you do. Life is hard at times but you'll always keep a smile on your face. You win some and you lose some, but hey, that's life. Nothing brings you more pleasure than a smile on someone else's face. Even after all those chair shots to the head, you're still the smartest bastard of the group. You will write a book about your life or have someone write one about you. Oh and for some reason, you keep a sock in your pants. His name is Mr.Socko.

Mick Foley


88%

Christian


75%

Eugene


75%

Triple H


69%

Matt Hardy


56%

John Cena


50%

JBL


50%

Spike Dudley


38%

The Undertaker


25%

Chris Jericho


13%

Edge


6%

Stone Cold


6%
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My Blog

Greener Grass

Funny, isn't it?  Always wanting the things that you can't have.  The things that are just out of reach.  The toy on the top shelf.  The last bit of chicken in the bucket.  Mo...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:56:00 GMT

No More Heroes

For those 'special' ones reading, here is something positive.  I got promoted.Yay me. It has to be considered one of the most bizarre things that can happen in a work place, perhaps only fathomab...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 15:32:00 GMT

Light My Way

Funny how one thing that is intended for good can be viewed in many different ways by many different people.  I suppose that, at the end of the day, it all falls to personality and how you percei...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:06:00 GMT

Nice Day To Start Again

Not sure why, but I have the urge to write this; Look at that misogynistic bastard with the bleach-blonde hair!  His school  uniform is far too slutty. It popped into my head about an hour a...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 17:14:00 GMT

Yeah~!

Under the influence of alchohol, I wish everyone a happy new year. Not sure what else to write.  Just have a great 2008.  If you don't, I'll murder you.  
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 18:39:00 GMT

It Ain’t Easy Being On Top

On top of what, you tell me.It certainly isn't the world, but then, I never will be.  Can't get up there for being an incredibly lazy, part-time (senior) sales assistant, can we?  And God, d...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 21:50:00 GMT

RARGH!

Why does everything have to be so fucking complicated?  Why can't I just roll in, roll out and be done with it all.  It eats up all my time and consumes my mind until I'm just a mess. What a...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:36:00 GMT

Remedy

I'm a fuckin' religion, let me show you the way. Pure boredom brings me to do this.  Absolute pure boredom.  It's just turned 1am and I'm doing a blog because I can't be bothered to go to be...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 17:30:00 GMT

Crippler

I had intended to sit my butt down for about half an hour and ramble about the pros and cons of the iminent smoking ban.  Except, something hit me about half an hour ago and it's left me screwed ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 20:04:00 GMT

English Quiz

Saw this posted as a bulletin and I couldn't help but do it.Though, being the sad bastard I am, I had to make it a blog, didn't I?  Enjoy. === How do you take your tea?Incredibly, I don't drink t...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:22:00 GMT