Emperor Palpatine Turns 66 |
This year's festivities are on hold until further notice, but we would like to point out that this is an important anniversary for the Emperor. 66 is the Emperor's favorite number. Many people have sp...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:13:00 GMT |
Lord Vader: Borderline Personality, Bipolar or Just Misunderstood? |
SOAN DEGO -- Anakin Skywalker, aka Darth Vader, suffers from a controversial mental condition and could use some couch time in a shrink's office, a team of researchers declared this week. "He's suffer...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 16:55:00 GMT |
Downtime Attributed to Human Error |
For the past few days, Palpatine.org was offline. At first it was believed to be a glitch in the system, but as it turns out, someone forgot to renew the payment for the service. The culprit will be d...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 13:35:00 GMT |
New Holonet Channel |
Greetings, citizen. We have started a new Holonet channel for all Imperial news, which is located at Palpatine.org. Thanks to a successful diplomatic intervention by Lord Vader, recently-named Right H...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 13:40:00 GMT |
Lord Vader Named Emperors Right Hand |
In a brief but well-attended ceremony this evening, the Emperor named Lord Vader his Right Hand, giving him complete military authority over the Empire. It is clear that the Emperor has a great deal o...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 13:42:00 GMT |
The Emperors New Clones |
Though the Consolidation is reportedly going well, there are several outlying and otherwise troublesome systems that continue to battle with Imperial forces. After the significant loses on the planet ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 13:43:00 GMT |
