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Mashed Potato Johnson

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I figure this it was high-time to do my bi-yearly profile update.Chances are if you are reading this you may know me already...leaving very little reason for me to put any hottt info here for you. But for those who do not know me or are kept several arm lengths away, this is for you.I am currently living in Michigan. It is a fine state from what I have seen, though the winter weather is made of horrors that can not be imagined. I am sharing a home with my girlfriend, who is much more beautiful than I probably deserve. Top that off with the fact that she enjoys video-games, wrestling, and WANTED to go see the new Rambo...perfect I know. I am very thankful that she has finally showed me what it's like to actually be loved.My working hours are spent in a local hospital, in the operating room. While it can be hard work, it is rather fun and I get to dig around inside of people...so don't store any important documents or family heirlooms in your intestines...I WILL FIND THEM!I have a son who I love very much. He is a bright, rather dapper-looking 7 year old. He is seeming to get very much into basketball, which he is quite good at. He also enjoys video-games and playing with wrestling figures...I will take credit for that.I have some amazing friends here in Michigan and also in North Carolina. They are good people and I would do just about anything for them. I am very happy that we actually like each other and don't spend our time talking behind one another's backs but then acting all friendly towards each other in person. Is nice.I am more than likely much happier than you, and I deserve it. SO THERE!

My Interests

My wonderful girlfriend, my semi-decent friends, writing, music-making, film-making, video-games, slacking, and the like.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who enjoys a good time. Because you see...most people don't know this about me...but I also enjoy a good time!

Music:

ICP, Twiztid, Ladytron, London Posse, Bjork, Nick Cave, H.I.M., CKY, Snoop Dogg, Captain Jack, Freezepop, JawBreaker, Marilyn Manson, Beck, Billy Idol, Rod Stewart, Phil Collins, Tiny Fortune and the Millionaires, Mount Sims, TATU, Prince, Shakira, Cherry Monroe, The Dresden Dolls, Jonathan Coulton, Choke, The Bloodhound Gang, E-Rotic, Public Enemy, They Might Be Giants, Liz Phair, Conway Twitty, Portishead, Wu-Tang Clan, Jack Johnson, SCotS, Spinto Band, Kaiser Chiefs, Electric Eel Shock, Kill Hannah, Justin Timberlake

Movies:

I enjoy cheaply made B-movies, especially the horror type. Also, I thoroughly enjoy the following films:Evil Dead 1, 2, and AOD, Donnie Darko, The Nightmare Before Christmas, House of 1000 Corpses, Freddy vs. Jason, Nightmare on Elm Street (1-7), Friday the 13th (1-1,000,000,000,000,000,000), Hellraiser 1, 2, 3, and 4 to an extent, Story of Ricky, Haggard, Super Mario Bros, Street Fighter, Clerks, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Born Losers, _____ of the Dead films, Almost any Zombie filmAnd a wide variety more

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, WWE RAW and Smackdown, MXC, Are You Being Served?, The Simpsons, Teen Titans, Fairly Oddparents, Chappelle's Show, almost anything on HGTV or Discovery Health, Scrubs, Sex and the City

Books:

The Thief of Always, Lord of The Rings, Imajica, The Great and Secret Show, The Regulators, Desperation, The Astrological Diary of God, any old medical or health-related books.

Heroes:

That guy that brought me pizza in the snow that one time.

My Blog

Things are good. Things are solid.

Well, I do feel that at times it is healthy for someone to really have a good, strong look at their life and see where they stand. Of course most people would be afraid to do so, scared that they wou...
Posted by Mashed Potato Johnson on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:46:00 PST

To THOSE folks who might be visiting my page...

I'm very happy that I am a regular part of your day.Have a fantastic day, now that you have your dosage of me I am sure you will!
Posted by Mashed Potato Johnson on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:17:00 PST

The Internet's Greatest Challenge

The internet has took off the gloves...and has slapped you directly in the cheek. It wants to challenge you...and CHALLENGE YOU IT WILL! http://www.okcupid.com/static?p=slime The goal is simple...
Posted by Mashed Potato Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A fine quiz, Which 80's Pro-Wrestler are you?

Sting - Can't say much for your fashion sense, butyou're a stand up person. You also have anincredible battle cry. OOOOWWWWWW! Which eighties Pro Wrestler are you? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Mashed Potato Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST