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Chris

I'm a man trapped inside a man's body

About Me

Well, as my headline might indicate, I enjoy making stupid jokes...some of them are much better though, I swear. Don't hate me because I am shameless. I've recently been told that I am a "fucking genuis"...what a genuis is, I haven't the slightest...perhaps it's some new slang word all the kids are using these days... (I also like elipses, they help me to not form real sentences). I like pie, and music, and I am an aspiring millionaire...that is to say, I would really like to be a millionaire, so if you know anybody that could help me out with that....

My Interests

I enjoy movies, music, music videos, anime, games (video, computer, drinking, etc), and, um, spelling works like like British people

I'd like to meet:

Uhhhhhhhhhh interesting people I guess......and not mean people....well I suppose maybe if you're interesting and mean at the same time it's ok, but GOD boring mean people tick me off. If anyone wants to talk to me for some reason, my AIM SN is JDZazie

Music:

Well, if you were to ask me "Chris, what kind of music do you like?" I would answer with "Good music" because I can't think of even one genre that I don't listen to at least some of

Movies:

I'm like, friggan obsessed with movies, seriously, there are very few movies that I don't like in one way or another. Some of my favourite: Snatch, The Transporter, The Breakfast Club, Three Kings, Kill Bill, and I'm a bit partial to Reptilicus, a classic crappy sci-fi horror

Television:

House, Nip/Tuck, Mythbusters, CSI and whatever happens to be on the Food Network because usually there's something interesting on (unless it's more holiday specials ~_~ )

Books:

Books are BORING .;