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Paula

I am here for Friends

About Me

Howdy Y'all My name is Paula and I live just far enough outside the s*ithole know as Blackpool - UK.
I am happily married to Lancashires best builder and live with my 15 furry babies (my cats - and YES I did say 15!!) oh, and my snake.
I love tattoos, have quite a few myself and my hubby is desperately trying to catch me up, bless him lol.
I don't suffer fools glady so if you are planning on pissing me off at any point, don't bother requesting friendship unless you like being told the truth in no uncertain terms.
I am most definately up for a good giggle though. I may be tough on the outside, but treat me right and you will no doubt see my soft and squidgy side.
I also love playing Puzzle Pirates, why not try it yerself. Arghhhh Yo Ho Ho !!!
You will usually find me pirating on the Cobalt Ocean along with my crew - Wamphyries.
So come find me on Lima island. Arghhhhhhhhhhh !!!

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My Interests

My Cats, T'internet, Films, TV, Ebay and My Hubby - In That Order :o)

I'd like to meet:

Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Oh And Did I Mention ROBBIE !!!!!
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Music:

Anything Robbie and Queen. Recently discovered a band called The Dualers, great band and great guys, do yourself a favour and check them out.

Movies:

Hmmmmm, Loads Especially Horror. And I love the film Elf with will Ferrell, absolute classic.

Television:

Love comedy such as Al Murray, Bob Downe, Alan Carr, Justin Lee Collins, Fonejacker (especially the mouse) etc etc

Books:


Myspace Contact Tables - Get this Contact Table MySpace Layouts myspace layouts

Heroes:

My Mum & Dad

My Blog

Yahooooooo - A Day Trip

Please do not adjust your sets, tis true, I am going out for the day, with my big Sister. What are we doing? Where are we going? Ermmmm a day spa, a painting course, a knit your own tea cosy seminar? ...
Posted by Paula on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:30:00 PST

Very Confused, Upset & Uninformed

Well, there has been more trouble at the mill, I will not go into too much detail on here for fear of further unwarranted persecution. When will people realise that all I ever wanted was a fair h...
Posted by Paula on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:39:00 PST

Bin Liners And 99p Masks

Why is it that some spotty teenager thinks that they can simply put on a bin liner and a 99p mask, then come to my door and expect me to give them something - JUST FOR THAT !!!!! Don't get me wrong I ...
Posted by Paula on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 03:56:00 PST

Rain On A Sunny Day

Feeling a bit down today. I think all the stuff that has been happening recently has come to bite me in the arse. I have suffered with depression for a few years now, to the point of only leaving...
Posted by Paula on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:06:00 PST

Not The Police AGAIN !!!!!

Just had a visit from one of Lancashire's finest. Had a phone call from the Police last week after a complaint of harrassment was made against me by Lord Holier Than Thou. When I had explained to...
Posted by Paula on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 07:34:00 PST

What A Bunch Of ******* !!!!!

Following the sacking incident, I have seen the light and due to various things I have been told by people since then, I am glad I am out of it. Let the flood gates open. To the owner and his wife: Ne...
Posted by Paula on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 04:46:00 PST

Revenge Will Be Mine

Now that I have my dvds back from a certain muppet, the fun can begin lol The rumour mill shall be commencing shortly. I don't give a toss anymore so to all those concerned, and you know who you are, ...
Posted by Paula on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:59:00 PST

Life Going Back Down The Crapper

Oh well, that didn't last long did it lol No longer at work for reasons not yet told to me, it was a business decision apparently, which is fair enough. Still gutted though. What I am more gutted abou...
Posted by Paula on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:02:00 PST

My Life Is Picking Up - HURRAH

Just to let you know, my life is slowly but surely going great guns. Great new job with some great people. And going on holiday soon to Sharm El Sheikh in t'Egypt My smile has now returned  ...
Posted by Paula on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 06:54:00 PST

Same Shit Different Day

Hi All Just A Quickie To Let You Know I Had A Crap Weekend - Mostly Due To The Sister In Law From Hell Wanting To Start A Fight With Everyone On Our Night Out. Oh Well - Going To See Bucks Fizz On Sa...
Posted by Paula on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:58:00 PST