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Maynard Luvr

I must keep reminding myself of this. . . .

About Me

I don't want to be hostile. I don't want to be dismal. But I don't want to rot in an apathetic existance either. See I want to believe you, and I want to trust and I want to have faith to put away the dagger.But you lie, cheat, and steal. And yet I tolerate you. Veil of virtue hung to hide your method while I smile and laugh and dance and sing your praise and glory. Shroud of virtue hung to mask your stigma as I smile and laugh and dance and sing your glory while you lie, cheat, and steal. How can I tolerate you. Our guilt,our blame , I've been far too sympathetic. Our blood, our fault. I've been far too sympathetic.I am not innocent. You are not innocent. Noone is innocent.I will no longer tolerate you Even if I must go down beside you. Because, Noone is innocent.



My Interests

My Maynard, music, astronomy and cosmology (no, not hair and makeup), MILFs, sex, cool people, going to the bar (WOOHOO!!!!), and whatever else I feel like today.
You are Schism. You are probably a sensitive
individual who is very down to earth and open
in relationships with others. Communication is
your key to success and happiness in just about
everything you do.

What Tool song are you?
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I'd like to meet:

No one unless they like TOOL

AND CHECK OUT MY FRIENDS' BAND 'Watersigns'


You are a Self-Discoverer
You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality.
Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine.
You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion.
You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans. What's Your Religious Philosophy?
.. You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


88%

agnosticism


79%

atheism


58%

Buddhism


54%

Paganism


54%

Judaism


54%

Islam


38%

Hinduism


25%

Christianity


17%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Music:

TOOL! A Perfect Circle, THE MARS VOLTA, Meshuggah, anything loud and sounds good.

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and of course PORNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

FAMILY GUY![adult swim], science channel, discovery channel, and dont forget about your mom's channel. thats the best one!! hahaha

Books:


The TooL Lyric Meme by Kat007
Name:
Zodiac Sign:
Pick a number, any number:
Your Lyric: "Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........"

Quiz created with MemeGen !
What TOOL song are you? by cassius987
Name
What color are you?
What mood are you?
Favorite album?
Primary Song Sober
Secondary Song Ticks and Leeches
Percent Authenticity 99

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Heroes:

Heroes? Don't have one. No one has saved me yet.

My Blog

I Hate Computers

So, computers are dumb. I hate Myspace..but yet, here I am. Fucking hypocrite. Its been a while since ive been on here, though. Anyone hiring?? Im looking for a job. My boyfriend loves me so I feel s...
Posted by Maynard Luvr on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:27:00 PST

one of those days

SO, about my mother....wait....your mom...no...hold on. Someone told me once that there's a right and wrong, and that punishment would come to those who dare to cross the line But it must not be ...
Posted by Maynard Luvr on Fri, 12 May 2006 11:30:00 PST

life can really suck...

Suck and suck.Suckin up all you can, suckin up all you can suck.Workin up under my patience like a little tick.Fat little parasite. Suck me dry.My blood is bruised and borrowed. You thieving bastards....
Posted by Maynard Luvr on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 11:29:00 PST

today is a good day...

So familiar and overwhelmingly warmThis one, this form I hold now.Embracing you, this reality here,This one, this form I hold now, soWide eyed and hopeful.Wide eyed and hopefully wild. We barely remem...
Posted by Maynard Luvr on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 04:51:00 PST

this is where i want to be.

A groan of tedium escapes me,Startling the fearful.Is this a test? It has to be,Otherwise I can't go on.Draining patience, drain vitality.This paranoid, paralyzed vampire act's a little old. But I'...
Posted by Maynard Luvr on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 10:35:00 PST

ITS MY 21ST MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY!

Happy birthday to me Happy birthday to me Happy motherfucking 21st birthday to me happy birthday to me!  Yay! Now lets get drunk!
Posted by Maynard Luvr on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 11:09:00 PST

My favorite TOOL song.

My compassion is broken now. My will is eroded,and my desire stolen and it makes me feel ugly.I'm on my knees and burning.My piss and moans are the fuel that set my head on fire.So smell my soul burni...
Posted by Maynard Luvr on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 01:37:00 PST