I haven't been eaten by a bear...yet

About Me

link back code'tis a tale of sacrifice and heroism, really. no ocean too deep nor river too wide, it was I who came along, and it will be I who rambles on aimlessly here. Call me a rockstar. Call me a movie star. Call me a rugby star (that would be silly). Call me sexy (it won't work, but buy me that drink anyway, Bri!) Call me the Loaf, cuz who doesn't want a slice of the Ry? In turn, I will tell you that you're awesome. I will tell you that you're important. I will tell you that I need you. But most important of all, I will tell you that WE'RE SLASHING PRICES ALL OVER THE STORE!!! That's right, for just $19.95, you can own your very own...

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My Interests

Rockin' out, playing rugby, weight lifting, making films, and watching Friends
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I'd like to meet:

Local super heroes and future rock stars. A talking horse would be kinda cool too, and creepy...

IF YOU ARE A SLUT WITH A WEBCAM, DON'T SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST!

IF YOU HAVE SOME GREAT CRAP TO SELL ME, SAVE IT. I'M NOT ON HERE TO BUY YOUR CRAP!

IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO GET YOUR FRIENDS LIST TO REACH THE MILLIONS, DON'T COME SNIFFING AROUND HERE. I DON'T WANT TO MEET YOU.

DID I MENTION THAT SLUTS WITH WEBCAMS AND LINKS TO THEIR DEEP THROAT SITES ARE NOT WELCOME? CAN I MAKE THIS ANY MORE CLEAR?

However, if you're a talking horse, i'm still looking to meet you.

The Birthday Ballad

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Music:

33 Heads is the GREATEST BAND EVER!!! I also dig on Never Heaven, the Lords of Suck, Gravid Phallus, and Proudest Angel (R.I.P.) If it rocks, I rolls with it.

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Movies:

My favorite movies are The Boondock Saints, Rock Star, Bucket O' Lemony Paradise (In A Cup), Fasico 2: Fasico Meets Evil K, Evil's Day Off, Ponderosa, Enter the Apartment, Blood of My Beloved, Forbidden Locust: A Rock-U-Mentary, and Nothing. Of course, we can't forget Back to the Future IV.

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Are You Prepared? -- The 33 Heads Story

This is the last movie I ever made at Columbia (forgive the quality; it's a 3.8 Gb file squashed down to 78 Mb), and to this day is still the last thing I ever shot. Sounds like I's best get to steppin'...

Television:

Television is the tool of the devil. It is the hammer by which the media slams its will down upon we, the meek and desperate sheep, so very much in need of comfort and direction!... Okay, I'm full of it. I'm just never home when the good stuff is on. And I'm still coping with the loss of Friends...

Books:

If only i could read... not that i even know about the articles ;)

Tranzliate this Shiznit to Jive!

Click the Spinn'n Rim Beotch!

Heroes:

T R O G D O R ! ! !

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My Blog

To be or not to be... eaten by a jackalope

Sorry I haven't gotten back to alot of you. I've been so busy working two jobs and I only have internet at work, so I'm very limited. The 3 hour time difference also isn't helping me call people (i ge...
Posted by I haven't been eaten by a bear...yet on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:30:00 PST

A reading from my novel

A reading from Chapter 6 of Rise on Wings of Fire: First, some background. A major group of characters in my novel are the Captains Circle of the dwarven trade caravan from the stronghold...
Posted by I haven't been eaten by a bear...yet on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:26:00 PST

Friends

I've always believed that true friends will tell you what's what. You might not always like it, it may at times offend you, but no one will tell you the cold, hard truth quite like your true friends. ...
Posted by I haven't been eaten by a bear...yet on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:09:00 PST

Rise on Wings of Fire

As some of you know, I write novels; fantasy more often than not. Y'know, swords-n-dragons kinda stuff. Well, this past summer, I started work on what is perhaps my best work yet, Rise on...
Posted by I haven't been eaten by a bear...yet on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:07:00 PST

Ryan, what is this crazy Haka crap?

Why explain through words when video should totally do the trick? Enjoy. .. height=350 width=425>..>And here's a bit o' hist'ry for ya!.. height=350 width=425>..> just be glad I d...
Posted by I haven't been eaten by a bear...yet on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:07:00 PST

Ah, yes, the mug shot

I thought everybody already knew the story behind that, but I'm realizing that actually not that many people do. So, here goes: A few months back, when I still looked like Street Jesus, I decided to t...
Posted by I haven't been eaten by a bear...yet on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:29:00 PST

Chronicles of a Murder Van

So, at 11:30 pm on the 4th of July, Ritalin-Boy Jewd of the revolutionary rock band, John Doe Project, calls me up and the conversation goes something like this: RBJ: "So, what you doing for the next ...
Posted by I haven't been eaten by a bear...yet on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 11:43:00 PST

SUCCESS!!!!!!!!

For those of you that have been following me along as I shout my victories from the mountain tops of the internet, I finally did it: I scanned, organized, and formatted all 27 chapters of my book! I C...
Posted by I haven't been eaten by a bear...yet on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:50:00 PST

SUCCESS! The book is finally scanned!!!

As some of you know, my computer crashed last March, and the book I was writing was lost forever. Well, almost forever. I had a hard copy of the first 27 chapters (Chapter 28 wasn't finished nor print...
Posted by I haven't been eaten by a bear...yet on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 04:46:00 PST

Rugby, football, basketball..... hell, jump rope, whatever!

Hey folks!With the weather warming up, I'm obsessed with doing stuff outside. I'd really like to get a pick-up game of rugby or football going on, but even some basketball or softball would be cool. I...
Posted by I haven't been eaten by a bear...yet on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:21:00 PST