The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.All of this pretty much means.... I'm the man! THAT IS ALL!I like being with my friends/family and having a BLAST! I have an ABSOLUTELY AMAZING nephew that is the best thing that has ever happened to my family. He is great! I'm pretty laid back and down for whatever really. I'm a driver for Morgan Dist. aka I drive truck for Budweiser and LOVE it. I am going on fourth season with the Semi-pro football team called the Oregon Thunderbolts which I couldn't be more thankful for. I need to get a little more serious and turn my hobby into something more. Anyways if it wasn't for all of this stuff I don't know what I'd be doing or where I would be. On a side note I'm the type of person that will be your best friend till the end but when you intensionally hurt/lie to/talk shit to or about/cause drama with/ect. ect. with my family, my friends, or myself you'd be better off staying out of my way or just leave town because I rarely bite my tongue and tell people what they NEED to hear that others would never say. I'm a 'teddy bear' to those who deserve it but to others that don't... Steer clear :)
Name: Rami
Birthdate: May 15th BIOTCH!~
Birthplace: Boston Mass
Current Location: Milwaukie Or
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 350
Piercings: none
Tatoos: Maybe soon
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: HA!
Overused Phraze: Er... What?
FAVORITES
Food: F if I know
Candy: Sour gummy worms I think
Number: 79! Go Bolts!!!
Color: Blue
Animal: Prolly a tiger
Drink: Water or lemonade
Alcohol Drink: Bud or Bud Light for beer Long Island for Mixed drink and... Prolly Jager for shots.
Bagel: Plain
Letter: O! Show her my 'O' face!
Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes or smile I DONT KNOW. Its a toughy
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: I only drink soda when its mixed with alcohol
McDonalds or BurgerKing: heart attack?
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Choco
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Choco
Kiss or Hug: BOTH BOTH BOTH!
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: is for sissys
Most Missed Memory: Forgetting Ian in my truck for an hour.
Best phyiscal feature: Nothing at all!
First Thought Waking Up: I cant wait to sleep
Goal for this year: Lose 20 more pounds
Best Friends: Ryan, Mike, Joey, and HOLY POOP theres so much more
Weakness: Laughing and smiling and crap like that
Fears: being alone and Bees
Heritage: Durka Durka
Longest relationship: Well I thought it was a relationship but who knows... :(
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Buy stock in beer. Thats all I can tell ya
Ever Smoked: Ya
Pot: Ya
Ever been Drunk: I dont drink for the taste of it!
Ever been beaten up: Haha NO!
Ever beaten someone up: Lots of times
Ever Shoplifted: When I was like 10 but now I stop all the SCUM!
Ever Skinny Dipped: Nope
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: YES!!!
Been Dumped Lately: I don't know how to respond to that actually.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: They are all HOT!
Favorite Hair Color: ALL
Short or Long: BOTH
Height: ANY
Style: ANY?
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Either or
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol. Drugs are gay. UP WITH HOPE DOWN WITH DOPE!!!
Muscular or Really Skinny: Uhh...
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: I should have listened to you Dawn! I would have been WAY better off
What country do you want to Visit: Shatner.... I dont know
How do you want to Die: In my sleep or REALLY fast
Been to the Mall Lately: Ya!
Do you like Thunderstorms: OMG YA!
Get along with your Parents: most of the time. Im a kidder and my mom kinda doesnt like that sometimes
Health Freak: Have you seen me? LOL
Do you think your Attractive: Not at all!
Believe in Yourself: Sometimes
Want to go to College: Went for a while and going back here shortly
Do you Smoke: Uhh
Do you Drink: YES~!
Shower Daily: Once or twice
Been in Love: Guess not. Hmm... She was a hooker and she is off to ruin the next guy
Do you Sing: ALL THE TIME but I suck
Want to get Married: Ya
Do you want Children: yup
Have your future kids names planned out: nope
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: .....
Hate anyone: Not that I know of.
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