*Hey kids! :) I'm Tiffany
*I go to Saint Mary's College of California, split majoring in Psychology and Biology (pre-med) and minoring in music
*I like to laugh...alot...
*I would say I'm a genuinely kind and caring person
*It's pretty rare that I get upset at someone...unless it's customer service related..."Ma'am, have you ever seen Waiting?"
*I'm nice enough to give sympathy laughs to make you feel better after your lame joke-Actually, I'm pretty lame myself..and by lame I mean AWESOME!!!
*I can be very straightforward when needbe
*I really hate mind games...it's a waste of time
*My downfall might be the fact that my feelings get too involved in simple things
*I tend to over-analyze everything, which could drive me insaanneee
*I have the most disgustingly dry and crackly hands you'll ever touch...swear and no it's not OCD
*I like skateboarding but don't do it so much these days
*I'm getting fat and need to take a lap...and perhaps more than that
*Strawberries are AMAZING!
*The majority of ppl think I'm on crack or high on some sort of substance
*I'm quite the fidget, which must explain the crack ordeal
* Speaking of crack, I truly do NOT need drugs; I get natural highs
*And besides, I'm drug-free, yet my short term memory and common sense are absolutely horrendous
*I lose everything. If I didn't lose it, I probably will. Or, it probably got stolen hahaha
*I laugh when ppl fart
*Sometimes I fart when I laugh lol Don't you?!?
*I aaaaallllways miss the obvious.
*I'm pretty shy and can be antisocial when I meet new ppl
*I'm a huge klutz...and I'll bet your face I'll keep that status
*I think I have powers to control light
*Seeing things as if they're inkblots makes life more fun!
*I think makeup feels gross
*What beats the feeling when someone says you're naturally beautiful? (no cake frosting!)
*The only "makeup" I wear is chapstick; If guys can be beautiful without makeup, hey what the hell, girls can certainly do the same
*I love practical things
*Luggage excites me
*My favorite colors are blue, black, and orange-ish brown
*I like going to local shows even though there aren't very many unique bands around
*Food makes me very very happy
*Abber bitches make me cringe
*So do guys who wear tight pants
*I'm very calm in situations where others around me freak out, but then I often freak out when others are normally calm
*I'm considered a HUGE flake to some, but I will always be there when you need me
*Do you count when you pee? I certainly do.
*I live with my best friend Sarah since my mom's pretty much crazy..but that's alright
* MUSIC=LIFE
*I'm obsessed with AiC
*If Layne Staley was alive, I think I'd jump his bones
*I may be a compulsive liar...not really..kinda...?
*I think I have some form of ADD but then again-book. book. lick the booklick the book...plastic bagplastic bag. PLASTIC BAG!!!
*I absolutely love dogs and esp. puppies!
* I used to hate cats, but Bob changed that
*I love animals
*I believe they have souls
*And one day, I'm going to own a Siberian Husky!!!
*Proud to be liberal
*Hence, openminded :P
*Kids are kewl too (pediatrics yay)
* I'm a pretty boring individual but that's probably why I have very very few friends; they're the ones I keep close though lol
*I have a radio station during the schoolyear (which no one ever listens to but that's ok! lol) ksmc895.com (the website doesn't work right now, but it will soon, so listen!
*Gasoline smells good! So does Pinesol and scotch tape and crayons!!! CRAYONS!!! "The blue ones are for fiber"
*I believe in karma
*I used to make fun of fat ppl but I hope I've grown a little more sensitive now
*Someday I'll travel with other volunteers to provide aide...Cheesy huh? Well I'm definitely looking forward to it. That would be so kick ass...
*I laugh and smile and shift my eyes when I'm nervous
*When I dunno what in the hell you're talking about and am afraid to ask, I'll pretend I know but you'll eventually figure it out
*I love singing along or humming to songs
*I play the flute and like it! And I'm still kewl!
*I am deathly afraid of snails :(
*"Weird" is what they think. Whatever. Fuck 'em all.
*Making ppl feel uncomfortable is my forte
*I can't stand awkward social situations, unless they're created by me of course.
*Musicians are beautiful
*I admire talented, creative, and artsy ppl
*I can work hard, but I always need to work harder
*Call me square, but parties don't excite me; Hanging out with my close friends are good enough for me...Introvert much? oh yeah
*I'm a born loner.
*I think hippies are kewl maaaannn
*I hate narrow-minded ppl
*Ppl who are incapable of flushing toilets after extracting fresh (or stale) loaves of shit unbelievably piss me off
*And I hope I don't sound self-absorbed, because I really am not...I just like typing lol
*I don't like conceited ppl but I do admire their confidence
*I don't have low self esteem, I just don't show any high self-esteem
*I'm a short term pessimist, but a long term optimist
* I'm always willing to learn...If you have an interest and don't have anyone to rant about how amazing it is, send me a message and I'll certainly enjoy hearing about it.
One of my goals is to be more worldly...which I don't think can really be completely achieved. I'm sure it takes a lifetime, and I'm perfectly fine with that.
how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen