Blog no. 18: real eyes realize real lies |
I'm not really sure about anything. I used to think school was easy. I used to think relationships were easy. I used to even think figuring out a woman was easy. But these sorts of things just keep be...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 12:31:00 GMT |
Blog no. 17: It's hip to be square |
I hope you're ready. Seriously. I hope you're ready. This is going to blow your mind. Are you ready? Sit down. Hold on to something. It's huge. It's exciting. It's bold. It's rad. It's so many other s...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 09:43:00 GMT |
Blog no. 16: failed to pay my bar tab |
It was a busy weekend. One filled with many beers, sandwiches, cups of coffee and head aches. Friday we saw Jay Reatard at Hollywood Alley. He puts on a tremendous show; high energy, fast paced and ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:10:00 GMT |
Blog no. 15: damn these dancer’s legs! |
I don't ask for much. Really. I try to live a simple life. Sure, there are some crazy times, but that's what you get when fuck with racoons. Little fuckers. There are also the easy and dull times. Tha...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:32:00 GMT |
Blog no. 14: Those mimosas cost like 8$ a piece |
The City of Tempe sends me the water/sewer bill in a nice envelope. I don't mind it really. It's always nice getting things in the mail that are not junk. However, I do have a few problems with it: Fi...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 22:22:00 GMT |
Blog no. 13: limited edition |
I recently read a book called The Rum Diary, by Hunter S. Thompson. It was good. Not as funny as Fear and Loathing in LV, but worth the time it took to read. The most devastataing part about the book ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 00:15:00 GMT |
Blog no. 12: I've got you in my pocket |
Fuck A-rod. That doesn't really have anything to do with anything concerning this blog. Frankly, I don't feel like I need a special reason to say that. He's a fuckass, and a Yankee. Those two traits a...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:33:00 GMT |
Blog no. 11: Script |
Red AppleswrittenbyMel FloresJune 2007first draftInt. City Bus - morningA normal city bus travels through a hot city, heading towards the state university. While it's not packed, there are a good amou...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:55:00 GMT |
Blog no. 10: Cut Myself Shaving |
I'm not exactly a geneticist .. uh.. genetics doctor?.... but i think i know a little about how dna and how all that jazz works. For example. If two people have a baby, and the mother is very pale and...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 12:38:00 GMT |
Blog no. 9: Mike Patton is a cunt |
I was on the internets the other day, when I made my way to YouTube. I dont go often, usually only when i want to see Will Ferrell at Trebek getting into it with Connery. Anyway, i was there and i wan...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:22:00 GMT |
