Official Henrik Lundqvist Fan Club

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Killing Sean Avery doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.If Sean Avery was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Darcy Tucker, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Darcy twice.If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Sean Avery spared your life.Superman wears Sean Avery pajamas.If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Sean Avery says its beef. Then you better believe it’s beef.Sean Avery once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Sean Avery. Sounds like a fair fight.Let’s get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Sean Avery does not feel like carrying you.Sean Avery was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Sean Avery.Sean Avery played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.When life gave Sean Avery lemons, he used them to beat down Darcy Tucker. Sean Avery hates lemonade.Sean Avery once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.Osama bin Laden’s recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Sean Avery is, in fact, still alive.Sean Avery is the leading cause of death in Canadian men.Sean Avery doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was aiming at another player twelve miles away.When Sean Avery was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.Sean Avery hit 93 people in just 1 shift. Wait, that is a real fact.Simon Says should be renamed to Sean Avery Says because if Sean Avery says something then you better do it.Sean Avery won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn’t a big deal.When Sean Avery pisses into the wind, the wind changes direction.Sean Avery’s favorite color is Ranger blue. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.(Richter is also King!)