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About Me


Holli = the family squirrel, a clumsy drunk and can be found in block E, flat 6 of Victoria Hall!
most of the time i don't make sense!
i like alcohol
i love cheese... so glorious that i use it as a condiment adding an almost orgasmic taste to any food it touches!
i like blue liquids... in cups, at the garage, while dancing…
i want a blue paddling pool full of these blue liquids!
i have a brand spanking new car… this one does not sound like a tractor!!
i enjoy hearing elise's threats to "end" anyone who should even think about inflicting pain on me!
i like the smell of coconut in my nose… heaven!
i sing: iron man - iron man - does whatever an iron can - pancake flat - like a glove...
i don't like the feeling of coldness... and those "blasted" goosebumps that come with it!
the terrible price of crime makes me sad... shame on you crime-i-nals!
it's no fun to be slapped by a man when you can see his inner thigh...
i am irritated by the noisy boys upstairs who are clearly using wrestling as an excuse to touch each other... although throwing eggs, cottage cheese and damp toast into their window does have its high moments!
My father is the almighty "Snake Smith" - he has no legs and sheds skin... sssssss…

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if i'm honest... probably not you...

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