Lessons in first aid |
What follows is an actual email I received from my sister...
Almost all visitors to national parks can't distinguish between different rangers. Of course, because we all wear the same uniform. T...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:50:00 GMT |
Interview with me |
Do you....
have reoccurring dreams: I can fly, but only as fast as I would walk if I were say, going to the mailbox.
have nightmares: Occasionally, once every blue moon one will be disturbing enough...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:51:00 GMT |
Guess that’s why cats don’t sweat |
I'm sitting on my couch watching tv, and the cat (lying next to me) decides it's time for his bath. A cat licking himself is not a particularly noteworthy event; however, this time he must have s...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:01:00 GMT |
Women in Films |
A recent conversation with a friend had me thinking about some of the women in film that have gotten my blood pumping (in a different direction). Began innocently enough talking about "Gone with the W...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 16:18:00 GMT |
I work with monkeys |
Some are tall, some are small,
some don't have much hair, no none at all.
Some are lazy, some are just plain dumb,
wouldn't understand you if you simply said "come".
Most are nosy, the busy-body ty...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:42:00 GMT |
Eurotrippin' |
First night in Hamburg Germany, iLL and I had to spend MUCH money on Rum, Vodka, and Tequilla in the attempt to get even buzzed. Normally I wouldn't mix liquor, but this was an emergency. This led to ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 13:10:00 GMT |
That was me. |
Came back from Vegas with most of my organs intact and functioning. I'll miss you gall bladder. For anyone who was around during my escapades and foolishness in Sin City but didn't know it was me, I w...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:20:00 GMT |
The pleasure of no pleasure |
Have you seen the movie "40 Days and 40 Nights"? The story of a man who decides to purge himself by abstinence for 40 days. This means NOTHING in the way of carnal pleasure--including self induced. Th...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:18:00 GMT |
Cat rant |
Background: I've had a cat for about 8 yrs now. He's my buddy and so laid back, if he were anymore laid back, he'd be dead. He came with me from Cali when I lived out there, and has been chillin' ever...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:10:00 GMT |
I gotta travel! |
I swear I'm addicted to traveling. I've had to cut back on my trips (from once a month) since I got the house but if I don't get out somewhere at least once every 4 months max, I go stir crazy. Cabin ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:24:00 GMT |
