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___________________________________________________________W elcome to this tiny domain I call mine. I hope that by finding this one single webpage among the millions of other myspace pages that you realize that I have an opinion and a style all of my own. Fuck that. You're all blind. If you think you can show your individuality on a server that over half of America is part of than you are retarded and probably live in California. Burn it into skin. You are normal. Live with the shame.
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OK! I've gotten tons of hate mail and even a few eviction notices from myspace for posting my list of things to do before I die. FUCK 'EM! The people need to know ambitions! So here it is the second installment of my list of things to do before I die:
~Spend two weeks playing non-stop pong.
~Go to Korea and throw a bucket of water on a burning U.S. flag.
~Get hired at Wal-mart just to get fired from Wal-mart.
~Turn Michael black again.
~Beat the shit out of an Asian and ACTUALLY GET AWAY WITH IT.
~Make a re-enactment of WWII using Power Ranger and Barbie toys.
~Smoke before and after I go to Amsterdam, but never while I'm there.
~Start a fire in the middle of a mall and roast marshmellows.
~Buy a boat, go to Cuba and smuggle nine dogs back to America. (NO HUMANS)
~Steal a bike from a black kid, give it to a white kid and see what happens.
~Find a man in China named Mr. Wang or Roboto and destroy his "honor."
~Throw a quadroplegic off a skyscraper.
~Bring my own peace pipe to an Indian reservation.
~Lite a big gay orgy on fire.
~Throw a bucket of blood on someone not wearing fur.
~Streak through Iraq.
~Rob a New York 7/11.
~Cover myself in mud and join the blacks.
~Wear a panda suit, join the pandas and try to eat as much bamboo as they do.
~Spray graffiti on living things.
~Kill Sylvester Stalone.
~Plant marijuana all around the White House.
~Dig up Nixon and bury him somewhere else.
~Steal an ostridge egg and have a chicken raise it.
~Start a chicken and waffle house and call it "Knee-Grows".
~Watch lesbian donkey porn.
~Try and drink fourty beers and still stay pissed at the Irish.
~Move to the ghetto... Blend...
~Get a friend drunk or high and talk them into letting me tattoo their mom naked on their back.
~Act gay and find a "mate" in Australia.
If you have been offended by anything you just read then you are a panzy. Freedom of Speech, bitches. Run home to your momma. Tell her the truth hurts.