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Jenna Mayflower

Someday I hope to be an actor and a singer.

About Me



Surf casting....LOVE IT! PS., Don't worry about the accident, I am STILL ALL MANNNN!!!!

My Interests

Travel! Some of the places I have been

I'd like to meet:

David Hasselhoff. Everyone says I sort of resemble him. Especially after the accident.

Music:

David Hasselhoff Lyrics David Hasselhoff Music Video CodesI listen to top 40's pop. So what? If you're honest and had greater self esteem, you would admit you do it too. So get over yourself and quit trying to be so interesting.

Movies:

Showgirls

Television:

A Link to HeavenI don't watch television except for the weather channel.

Books:

Valley of the Dolls

Heroes:

E.E. Cummings

My Blog

My hometown of Davos

I am tired of Davos.  It is so beautiful, I spend all my time convulsing at the thought that there are people who cannot live like me.  Oh well, I am going to the spengler cup tournamen...
Posted by Jenna Mayflower on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:15:00 PST

difference between work and no work

Well, its been awhile since I have blogged.  I am compelled to write again because, I think I have something to say.  Wait.  No, I do not.  But I am the Hoffmeister.  My publi...
Posted by Jenna Mayflower on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 02:40:00 PST

that time of the month

At the WTO last month, I saw the Hoff.  He was eating a ham sandwich.  He did not look happy.  Until I asked for an autograph.  On my chest.  Written in ketchup.  How hap...
Posted by Jenna Mayflower on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:00:00 PST

THE WTO

I am glad the WTO has finally come to town.  They are happy people with happy thoughts.  Don't you think so?  The Hoff has spoken.......
Posted by Jenna Mayflower on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:47:00 PST

the end of the world.

In high school I knew a guy who threw the ball in my face.  He threw it so hard it left a big red mark.  An angry red mark.  So red and....angry.....it looked like I was pistol whipped....
Posted by Jenna Mayflower on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:53:00 PST

More Hoffitude!

Ouga Chaka ouga! ....I can't stop this feelingDeep inside of me.Girl, you just don't realizeWhat you do to me.When you hold meIn your arms so tight,You let me know,Everythings alright, ahahahI'm hooke...
Posted by Jenna Mayflower on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:17:00 PST

what to do, what to do...

Ahh, contemplating the aloneness of man in the universe.  Why do the Dutch eat so much Nutella??!!?!?!?
Posted by Jenna Mayflower on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 03:18:00 PST

now

I am thinking of a number from 1 to 100.  Is it 93?  No?  Stop lying.  It is.  Get the hell off this site.
Posted by Jenna Mayflower on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 02:18:00 PST

musings

I am happy to be here.  Right now I am thinking how lucky I am to look just like David H.  He is my hero.  The man that will not be denied.  The Knight Rider!
Posted by Jenna Mayflower on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 03:11:00 PST

I need new friends

I am thinking that I need new friends.  All my old friends don't like me anymore.  I tell them what to eat.  Can I help it if I am concerned?  I think I am better off without them ...
Posted by Jenna Mayflower on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 02:51:00 PST