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VampireWatermelon

...maybe one day time won't matter and that constant clatter of Better banging those self obsessed o

About Me

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------------------------------------------------------------ -- I'm a fruit with issues, my psychiatrist says I'm delusional, I say 'Whatever'!! Let him try and be the fruit that everyone laughs at! I also bore myself stupid most of the time, the real world makes me sleepy and stuff, that's why I prefer to live in the clouds, the air is fresher up there. I'd live beneath the ocean if I could, but my lungs are vindictive and they won't let me. I also have a really bad habit of typing random crapness, but at least it keeps my fingers flexible. I love crows, and everything about them, especially the way they walk like little old men, it's great. And imagining stuff :) ----------------------------------------------------------- mp
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My Interests

Cloud-gazing, day-dreaming, wave watching, and searching for a planet where the full Moon is never on the wane. Sleeping ('tis good!) Falling over (it's good for the soul, but not the soles of your shoes) Sucking ice-cubes. Annoying people with constant questions, annoying myself with constant questions. Questions. Ignoring answers, never giving answers. Losing letters, feeling all 'emo' :) and penguins

I'd like to meet:

I really wanna meet Mexican Bob again! He is uber cool and can drink every bugger under the table! (Charvas even love him now - he's a minor celeb in certain quarters by all accounts!) William Blake's muse, Lestat, The Buddha would have been interesting too. I'd also like to meet the little 'dear' who thought it'd be a good idea to change the chewing gum packets. My pockets don't 'dig' the new ones! I could definitely do with meeting Ville Valo again, the third time would be the charm! The voices in my head, well some of them. I know I don't want to meet the one who wants to chew all the heads off the red Jelly Babies! Oh no! (even though Jelly Babies can be evil) Urm, well blah, blah, blah I'd like to meet him. One day hopefully. (him, HIM, H.I.M, whatever ;)

Music:

I have no taste whatsoever, I'm sorry... ____________________________________________________________

Movies:

The list is endless, American History X, The Crow, most horrors (hey, i'm a biting fruit, what did you expect!!!) Just watched Kung Fu Hustle and I laughed myself silly all the way through!

Television:

Anything you can't clean your hands with! I like stuff that has a touch of black humour in it, can't really beat 'League of Gentlemen' which was mercilessly ripped off by 'Little Britain', but not done half as good. Most recent thing that I really enjoyed was 'Skins' (wish I'd bloody written it!)

Books:

Well, my favourite books have all been published, if that helps! The Vampire Chronicles, The Mayfair Witches, Anne Rice stuff! Stephen King (too many to choose from)

Heroes:

You know something? After years and years of thinking one thing, I've came to the conclusion that Marius is better. I adore Marius. Lestat will always be there, but Marius is who I look up to. I guess it's love ;)

My Blog

Cruel Links

(not my usual 'write', so be warned :/)          Meg examines the broccoli, it's a little past its best, but once added to the stir-fry, none of them will be aware of the...
Posted by VampireWatermelon on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:40:00 PST

2 am piece of meh

we hide behind wire; two fishing barbs sliding through dark memory cracks.   they dance and bend walls; our double spined love-monster swallowing shadows.   reckless dreams fl...
Posted by VampireWatermelon on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 06:05:00 PST

Tapestry Flowers

This is what I stuck in the forum poetry thingy, and because I'm lazy and haven't blogged for a while, I'll stick it here now ;PTapestry FlowersYou slumped in that chair;A moon face waningAgainst tape...
Posted by VampireWatermelon on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 02:52:00 PST

Untitled

From one to another we float;   On words, on sighs, On distance Riding metaphors.   Unrequited wishes Stagger through spaces Belonging to ragged cracks  Forever dancing with...
Posted by VampireWatermelon on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:27:00 PST

I AM

I am the sly shadow crawling sunshine moments away; A lazy day interrupted by news down a crackling line; The divine realisation that Life is in cahoots with Death; That tortured l...
Posted by VampireWatermelon on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 06:37:00 PST

A quiet pre-dawn emo-rant

A quiet pre-dawn emo-rant   Foolishly when we play with baskets, we lay all the eggs on top of each other, like delicate heads remembering a revolution. To us, that makes sense.&...
Posted by VampireWatermelon on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 08:21:00 PST

drunk on confusion

drunk on confusionwhenever this heavy confusion crown needs a polish I miss the lightness of the halo I possessed at birth, but it's lost somewhere between here and a foreign settee and I've...
Posted by VampireWatermelon on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 06:27:00 PST

For A Branch

(a 'blah' half asleep pouring - it is, well, 'blah' ;)For A Branch  be wary  dangling branch   summer's stubborn  interpretations are tempting autumn's whisper   t...
Posted by VampireWatermelon on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 06:47:00 PST

untitled bit of blah.

(Ah, 'tis a 'cheat' blog this time, I just realised I haven't stuck anything up for ages, so I'm using something I stuck in the forum the other day instead - and even that was technically a 'cheat'. T...
Posted by VampireWatermelon on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:14:00 PST

11pm

(thank you Gaz and Nerys :)whip-winds whistle Hair into conjure-snakes That sway through reeds.The stolen scent of flowers Nurtured by owners Adept in green abuse unwary nostrils.Fingers knot themse...
Posted by VampireWatermelon on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:08:00 PST