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KoonTar

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About Me

If you can read this you probably know who i am and how i am. first off, i am a loud mouth, a smart ass, i talk shit, i am a jerk, but i am also a good friend. i take care of my friends. thats who i am. if your one of my boys then you know i got your back till the end. i am a really chill guy. not many things piss me off. i have a lot of patientce with people. but if i dont like you i am gonna make it known cause there are very few people that i dont like. i get along with everybody... for the most part. i am an easy going guy but i like to be loud and always havin fun and gettin into some shit and fuckin shit up. thats just how i roll nig. oh and apparently i am "ten punds of shit in a five pund bag"..... basically i am a cocky bastard. i hate losing and i always think i am the best at everything even if i am dont even know how to do it. thats just my attitude...
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid, when drunk
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security, so you dont get caught
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents "Sir" or "Ma'am"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points alpha,bravo,and charlie.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: will tell you,"stop being a bitch and come on!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS:Know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you!
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Might try to hit on your girl/guy behind your back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Have hit on your girl/guy right in front of you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will never leave.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later "okay just one more".
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will," knock them the fuck out!!!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you if you get into trouble
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be right down there pushing with you when you get into trouble

My Interests

SEX FOOD OXYGEN MY CAR GUITAR HERO MUSIC METAL MUSIC

I'd like to meet:

We always hear "the rules" From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it.

That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.

Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, motorsport, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can to give them a bigger laugh

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Music:

I KILLED THE PROM QUEEN EMMURE THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA... NOT THE DAMN MOVIE PPL AS I LAY DYING CHEVELLE JOB FOR A COWBOY KILLSWITCH ENGAGE UNDEROATH GHOST OF A FALLEN AGE HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS PARKWAY DRIVE BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE THE PRE EMO ATREYU NORMA JEAN EVERYTIME I DIE AS BLOOD RUNS BLACK FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES UNEARTH BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME BLEEDING THROUGH SLIPKNOT THE RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS LAMB OF GOD BURY YOUR DEAD JOURNEY GREELEY ESTATES AVENGED SEVENFOLD THE AUTUMN OFFERING SYMPHONY AND PERIL FLYLEAF SHADOWS FALL 30 SECONDS TO MARS IT DIES TODAY CHIODOS FROM A SECOND STORY WINDOW ALL THAT REMAINS ARSONISTS GET ALL THE GIRLS BENEATH THE SKY AUGUST BURNS RED INCUBUS THRICE WAR FROM A HARLOTS MOUTH

Movies:

TRANSFORMERS KNOCKED UP RESIDENT EVIL 1,2 AND 3

Television:

FOOTBALL BASEBALL SPORTSCENTER BASEBALL TONIGHT METALOCOLYPSE SOUTH PARK WEEDS

Books:

BOOKS.... FUCK BOOKS..... ILL PUNCH EVERY BOOK IN THE FACE

Heroes:

MY DAD & UNCLE RICH