Monkey Boys:
//Jen//
//Jill//
//Roseanne//
//Cyndy//
//Allison//
//Lauren//
doing the dance,
schmoozin',
being good for nothings,
Cyndy will give you a haircut,
roadtrips,
being outside,
sucking dudes,
softball and or basketball,
our friends,
blunts,
big beers,
arts and or crafts,
Jill's trunk 'o' fun,
chill time,
pretty places,
loving eachother for better or worse,
till death do us part.
being monkey boys gives us something to do, something to belong to. it's a guaranteed foundation of support, and we just figured since we all get along so good and love each other so much, and work together to form the tightest knot no matter what, and are so unique in our own ways but with our great minds thinking alike, there just needed to be a name that puts all six of us into one. we don't think we are better than you and we love you all. and we just knowwww how damn bad you all wish you were a monkey boy (haha...riiiiight), but unfourtunately we cannot disown any members or take in any others because the monkey boys would cease to be and would only exist in our memory. but we're going down in history. and we are gonna stick around no matter how far away we are because why the hell not. this is not an elite club, it is just very established with years in the making. but you can lie to your friends and say that we are a gang and we kill for sport. and thats the word.
Steve Buscemi, you and good times.
monkeyboys enjoy cassestte tapes. make them for us.
we love it all. and god do we love to dance.
although we are quite bad at karaoke.
ones that are awesome.
you know. shows that are freaking awesome.
picture books & books on tape, How to Potty Train Your Cat, Zombie Survival Guide
Mary Jo Iacona,
Carmine,
Donna & Joe Napoli,
"No Cash" Flo,
Susan & Dave Berner for Governor,
Vincent Gallo,
Terry & Bob Baaaaabarello,
Chris Kuroly for inventing this profile for us and also inventing babies for the world
Robbie Road Steamer and the Sweatpant Boners for being so funny and bringing us together as the monkey boys.
Jon Negron for his beautiful lazer eye vision.