Billions! Simply... BILLIONS! |
I'm playing with DoHM again, fulltime apparently. We are opening for Dog Fashion Disco (now Polka-Dot Cadaver) on Dec. 13th and it would be swell if some folks would come on out and see it, even... Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:34:00 GMT |
You bring the Lycanthrope, I’ll bring the Silver |
1. I've come to realize that my boobs.....are covered with hair and not very delicious to members of the fairer gender, especially when forced upon them.2. I've come to realize that when I talk.......... Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 23:01:00 GMT |
The Truth |
Who was your FIRST Homecoming date?I masturbated furiously while thinking about tapioca pudding, actually. No date.What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?I decided to take it up after exhaustive testing ... Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 01:14:00 GMT |
Another pointless diatribe |
"who the fuck am I ?"You're really upset, Who is the first girl you call to vent to?Your girlfriend.Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?Its no less important then the color of th... Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:17:00 GMT |
Veterinarium (sung to Metallicas "Sanitarium") |
A long interesting and expensive story to follow:We adopt a kitty from the APL. It had previously had an upper respiratory infection which was cured by the APL. We adopt it, it is on our house for 3... Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 06:34:00 GMT |
Atheism is the only right religion. |
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If it ain’t Baroque, don’t espouse it! |
1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? I'd ask who the mother was.2. Do you trust all of your friends?To betray me and lie to me and kill me for 75.00$ and a box ... Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:15:00 GMT |
Changes in the wind... and hearts and shit. |
I'm moving out of Chad's place and into an apartment in Lakewood. It's right in the middle of the city, within walking distance to places I want to go. I am moving in with Jenny and we wil... Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 03:34:00 GMT |
Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie. A review. |
The first 10 minutes of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie is the funniest thing I have perhaps ever seen in my entire life. The rest of the movie was forgettable and unfunny, but good god the dancing ... Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:08:00 GMT |
I am officially cool now. |
Hand over your lunch money, dweebs.Fucking awesome. Big thanks goes out to Jeff Stewart, my companion and commitment partner for life. He drew it up and stabbed me repeatedly with a needle to make i... Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 20:11:00 GMT |