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Mr. President

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About Me

I am a musician slash bass player - the terms are mutually exclusive so the slash was necessary. I play in some bands, write music, compose classical scores, etc. I have a couple of great basses, a big loud amp, and a car that's all paid off, so you could say I have achieved the paramount ideal that all sentient beings strive to become. I work for Papa John's and deliver pizza until I make it big and become a rock star, which is an inevitability. I like staying up really late, eating weird foods like seafood and spicy stuff. I love restaurants because I so rarely have the money to go there that they've developed a sort of mythical status. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Alive people in general. I've had my fill of the dead talking to me via MySpace, which is becoming sort of an unfortunate trend. I am lobbying Tom to get some sort of priest or rabbi to come in and bless the servers to get rid of all the damned souls stuck within but apparently they consider MySpace a pit of sin and corruption tantamount to "virtual hell" and blessing it would be equal to condoning every perverse sin ever committed, so I guess we have to put up with the wailing screams of the dead until another solution can be found. And NO, you can NOT have my soul. It's mine. You can have Jenny's soul.
Give me an IM, my AIM is "Jim Rofl".

My Blog

Billions! Simply... BILLIONS!

I'm playing with DoHM again, fulltime apparently.  We are opening for Dog Fashion Disco (now Polka-Dot Cadaver) on Dec. 13th and it would be swell if some folks would come on out and see it, even...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:34:00 GMT

You bring the Lycanthrope, I’ll bring the Silver

1. I've come to realize that my boobs.....are covered with hair and not very delicious to members of the fairer gender, especially when forced upon them.2. I've come to realize that when I talk..........
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 23:01:00 GMT

The Truth

Who was your FIRST Homecoming date?I masturbated furiously while thinking about tapioca pudding, actually. No date.What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?I decided to take it up after exhaustive testing ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 01:14:00 GMT

Another pointless diatribe

"who the fuck am I ?"You're really upset, Who is the first girl you call to vent to?Your girlfriend.Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?Its no less important then the color of th...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:17:00 GMT

Veterinarium (sung to Metallicas "Sanitarium")

A long interesting and expensive story to follow:We adopt a kitty from the APL. It had previously had an upper respiratory infection which was cured by the APL. We adopt it, it is on our house for 3...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 06:34:00 GMT

Atheism is the only right religion.

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Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:52:00 GMT

If it ain’t Baroque, don’t espouse it!

1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? I'd ask who the mother was.2. Do you trust all of your friends?To betray me and lie to me and kill me for 75.00$ and a box ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:15:00 GMT

Changes in the wind... and hearts and shit.

I'm moving out of Chad's place and into an apartment in Lakewood.  It's right in the middle of the city, within walking distance to places I want to go.  I am moving in with Jenny and we wil...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 03:34:00 GMT

Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie. A review.

The first 10 minutes of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie is the funniest thing I have perhaps ever seen in my entire life. The rest of the movie was forgettable and unfunny, but good god the dancing ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:08:00 GMT

I am officially cool now.

Hand over your lunch money, dweebs.Fucking awesome. Big thanks goes out to Jeff Stewart, my companion and commitment partner for life. He drew it up and stabbed me repeatedly with a needle to make i...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 20:11:00 GMT