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About Me

My name is Sylvia. I have become the token Navy girl. I am now an official air traffic controller, and I live on a ship. I wake up every morning, eat powdered eggs with Tabasco, and take a solid, all-American poop. I sing "Anchor's Aweigh" in the shower, and shine my boots for pleasure.

Just kidding. Well.. after the air traffic control bit. I uh.. I'm just livin', man. I dunno.
Also, I'm a giant monster.

Sylvia Kay

is a Giant Lizard that has Enormous Tusks and a Toughened Steel Skeleton, is trying to Destroy the World, is Sensitive to Noise, and CANNOT BE STOPPED.

Strength: 14 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 7

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My Interests

Reading, learning, swimming, talking, stretching, running, exploring, rough-housing, ridiculing, pirates, music, myself, you

I'd like to meet:

Psht. Meet? I'd like to meat.
Hehe.. you know it was funny! I'm kidding (maybe). I'll meet anyone once, but whether or not I decide to run into you again is a different story. I just like people who aren't taking life TOO seriously, but know where they're going. M'kie dokie.

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Music:

Okay, here's my thing on music: When I was in Denver, classical music would be on for 20 hours a day. The other four were filled with EVERYTHING. 311 to Zao. No shit.

Movies:

Forrest Gump. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. The Fifth Element. Ghostbusters. Dumb & Dumber. Anchorman. Happy Feet. Disney.

Television:

MythBusters, Paula Dean's Southern Cooking, Golden Girls.. neh..

Books:

Jane Austen, Kate Chopin, Edgar Allen Poe, Shakespeare, Chuck Palahniuk, John Irving, Stephen King.

Heroes:

I've met a couple. I don't have any. I aspire to be one.

My Blog

Faces

I'm absolutely impressed. Now....You Have A Type B+ PersonalityYou're a pro at going with the flowYou love to kick back and take in everything life has to offerA total joy to be around, people crave y...
Posted by Mmmullis! on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:11:00 PST

Seattle.

Seattle. Mom. Stepfather. Childhood friend. Sounds a bit lonely already, doesn't it? It's very cold outside and hardly warm in here, beyond...
Posted by Mmmullis! on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 07:49:00 PST

Wisdom.

Conform and Die! You agree with your friends? You have dishonored your family! Prepare to die! Come on. Take a good, solid, relatively long and open-eyed stare abou...
Posted by Mmmullis! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WAH-pam.

ABORTION IS SO FUNNY By Michelle Malkin · May 23, 2005 09:16 AM Pia de Solenni has a jaw-dropping piece in NRO today about a morning radio show here in D.C. that aired a vulgar...
Posted by Mmmullis! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST