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Patrick, The Spider Slayer

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I am a color blind 17 year old vegetarian living in the Czech Republic. I love singing in the shower, the rain, or anywhere for that matter. I come late to everything. If I come on time, I wait outside until I am late. I also enjoy a sitting in bars, coffee shops, teahouses, or just about anywhere, and talking. Hostility, the taker of life Fidelity, the keeper ‘gainst strife Courage and life at its best Never come without a test
NEW POEM
ENJOY
You must abstain
Before you gain
It’s a wonderful rhyme
Until you take some precious time
To consider the implications
Of waiting before berating your relations
To catch true love
You must release that hidden snow white dove
That could very well be a vulture in disguise
And most likely bring about your grim demise
To get you must give
To die you must live
But these thing have been said before by many men
Much wiser with greater skill with tongue and pen
So this is just a impromptu reminder
That when you finally find her
For Fidelities sake don’t hesitate
For a minute more or you’ll be late
Missed the chance of solitude to sate
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Patrick
Birthday: 10.11.89
Birthplace: Middle Town Conneticut
Current Location: Frydlant nad Ostravice, Czech Republic
Eye Color: you guess is as good as mine :)
Hair Color: blondish-brownish
Height: tall?
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: white mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: none (but normally Globe skate shoes)
Your Weakness: Color blind
Your Fears: Spiders, the color pink, Hip-Hop being cool
Your Perfect Pizza: Shrimp and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stay alive, find the meaning of Life
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: btw
Thoughts First Waking Up: Not again
Your Best Physical Feature: Sexy elbows
Your Bedtime: Depends on amount of caffiene in bloodstream - which is usually a lot
Your Most Missed Memory: Summer
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Macdonalds fries and shakes
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Black Coffee
Do you Smoke: not anymore
Do you Swear: sometimes, when its needed
Do you Sing: constantly
Do you Shower Daily: sometmes twice daily
Have you Been in Love: Haven't we all?
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: sort of, I don't eat meat, and when I cook I use Olive oil (a healthier version of normal cooking oil)
Do you get along with your Parents: At the moment yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: guitar - sort of
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: just a hookah and eukalpytic leaves
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep - to see Spider Man 3
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No *sob*
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope, I used to act though
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, river is too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope :) thought about it though
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: Not for a while
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: By the sword
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Journalist travelling the world
What country would you most like to Visit: Paris, France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Black
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style: Skate, Punk, normal
Number of Drugs I have taken: Marijuana, Liberty Caps (long time ago though)
Number of CDs I own: Lots
Number of Piercings: Two, in left ear
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: alot
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My Interests

Skateboarding, shrimp, being a vegetarianist, writing short stories, hookah, snowboard, fire, Poi, writing and reading comic poetry, writing pirate comics, Slivovice, Books, The Philosophy of Life and Death and Everything in Between, Pirates

I'd like to meet:

A hobbit and some Pink Elephants. Oh yes - and a pirate.

Music:

Greenday, Reliant K, Pendulum, Papa Roach, Disurbed, Flipsyde, Solas (Irish traditional), Support Lesbians, The Offspring, Local H, Linkin Park, Nickelback,My Chemical Romance,Flogging Molly, Incubus, RHCP, Lost Prophets, Newsboys, Bush, Enya, DnB, Asilon Debison, Good Charlotte, Linkin Park, System of a Down, NOT HIP HOP(except flipsyde), Four Postmen, Blink 182, Sum 41, Third Eye Blind,...

Movies:

The Matrix, The Triplets of Bellville, Galaxy Quest, Kingdom of Heavan, The Prestige, SIn city, Jedna Ruka Netleska (One HAnd can't clap), The Princess Bride, Merchant of Venice, Pan's Labyrinth, The Truman Show, Spiderman 3, Pan's Labyrinth, Parenthood, Pelisky (Spoons), Requiem for a Dream, Children of Man,

Television:

I don't have one. So suck it.

Books:

Tolstoy, Dostojevsky, Harry Potter, LOTR, Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy, Alice in Wonderland, Watchmen, George Orwell, MOOMINS, Spider-man comics, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, basicly anyhting

Heroes:

Tommy Guerrero "You don't ever quit skateboarding. Not until you physically can't."

My Blog

Yep.

    So. Haven't been on Myspace for a while. So I guess I should write down a few things about the last month or so. I have completely and utterly given up drinking and smoking (even ho...
Posted by Patrick, The Spider Slayer on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:21:00 PST

hurm

I just read over my last blog, and I realized that I must come over as a complete nut job. Well don't be discouraged.  My doctor says I'll last till my late twenties until going completely insane. lol...
Posted by Patrick, The Spider Slayer on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 02:47:00 PST

Aarrrgggg

I just wrote a bloody long blog. And my computer just deleted it and I dont know why. Needless to say I am really pissed. It was a good blog about dreaming and how its dagngerous, hazadrous to your he...
Posted by Patrick, The Spider Slayer on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 02:44:00 PST

Somebody to Love

There are few things like returning home after a few days away.  Everything seems somehow sweeter.  Everyone seems somehow just that much more easier to get along with.  Even the numero...
Posted by Patrick, The Spider Slayer on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 02:56:00 PST

The perverbial IT

I love the feeling of the end of the begining and the begining of the end all rolled up into one extra large burrito to go wrapped up red and black christmas trees.In layman's terms - I love the end o...
Posted by Patrick, The Spider Slayer on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:04:00 PST

Hazy Summer Days

The weather is getting more and more summerish with each passing day.  The afternoons stretch into evening and the evenings wane into cool summer nights. Outside my window bees buzz around the merigol...
Posted by Patrick, The Spider Slayer on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:35:00 PST

Daze of Wine and Cigarettes

I want to move to Paris.  I imagine getting there by train with only a backpack full of paper and a little money.  I would find a small cheap slumy apartment and wander the city all day.  by night I w...
Posted by Patrick, The Spider Slayer on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:46:00 PST

Why? Here's why...

The other day i was talking with a grandfatherly figure who remembered how the Germans took over Prague.  He found out I was an American and kept asking me, "Are you sure you speak Czech?" "Do you kno...
Posted by Patrick, The Spider Slayer on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:10:00 PST

Shooting Stars

I saw two shooting stars yesterday.  It made me wonder.  If one shooting star brings you luck, does the second shooting star cancel out the lucky first one?I think it does...So I expect to be killed i...
Posted by Patrick, The Spider Slayer on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:44:00 PST

A Question and a Comment

There are many things that I don't understand.  One is Physics.  Another is the behavior of my manic dog.  But the thing that is making me rack my brain for answers tonight is this = Why do girls alwa...
Posted by Patrick, The Spider Slayer on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:11:00 PST