I usually go under the alias of El Terrible while in Mexico wrestling in the usual Lucha Libre circuits. I am not nearly as talented as those fellows, but I sure do try my best. I am a traditionally trained ninja, and have dabbled a bit in the art of interpretive dance. I love oyster crackers on an irrational level. I sell my prescription nasal spray to kids at recess so they can get high. Sometimes I pour orange juice in my car, and let it sit because it smells good for a few days. I regularly sabotage my hot tub with dish soap. I have been battling in underground Scat competitions for years, and am second to the infamous Scatman John. I was offered the role of Mary Magdalene in "The Passion of The Christ", but ultimately turned it down so I could travel to Scotland where I competed in a downhill running marathon. I was born in Uganda, where my father still is an evil drug runner who injects the AIDS virus into goats. During the winter of 03 I was actually a cartoon (SERIOUSLY). I have been married 4 times - mostly out of boredom, and because I hadn't gotten lucky in a while (they have all since been annulled, and I am unsure if any were actually legally recognized). By profession I am a door painter, it has been passed down from to generation to generation in my highly skilled family. I have 12 brothers, and 11 sisters - 5 of them are named Patsy. I wish that I had wings, useless wings, like the ostrich. I love to wash my feet.
