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Chris

the kids of tomorrow don't need today, when they live in the sins of yesterday

About Me

hey my name is Chris and I like chillin' like a villain with some mates, a few premium beers (or my kickarse homebrews!), a couple of pizzas and some stupid movies. I'm friendly, insanely stupid, confident and outgoing and like to make friends with anyone who is up for it. I have a strange sense of humour and sometimes find it hard to be serious. Sometimes I think of something funny and laugh, which puzzles everyones around me. I also like to play pool but seem to get worse the more beers I have. I am from Melbourne but study arts in Tasmania. I like University like a fat kid likes a diet and I reckon being raped by a cactus with no lube would be more fun than studying. I have no time for people who think they're too cool for school (I wish I were cool enough for Kylie.G to accept my add invite.) I sometimes like to grab my dog by his hind legs and push him around like a wheelbarrow. I also have a pet rabbit and the fucker eats absolutely everything: clothes, shoes, couches, rare military books. If he wasn't so cute i'd kill him.

My Interests

hanging out with mates and having a few (or 10!) brews, being stupid, listening to tunes, parties, collecting WW2 Aussie slouch hats and talking drivel.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone. Feel free to message me and say hi or even just add me. If you want to add me to messenger just message me and ask for my email addy.

Music:

greenday, eminem, fuel, matchbox twenty, muse, silverchair, DMX, 2 pac, linkin park, DMX, limp bizkit, unwritten law, the living end, fuel, 28 days, good charlotte, goo goo dolls, millencolin, powderfinger, rage against the machine, evanescence, creed, the verve, eskimo joe, radiohead, red jezebel, my chemical romance, live, cold chisel, gomez, rammstein, system of a down, karnivool, bon jovi, guns 'n' roses and idlewild

Movies:

Major Payne, Home Alone, Road Trip, Breakfast Club, American Pie, Not Another Teen Movie, Shrek, Bushwhacked, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Happy Gilmore, Billy Maddison, Downfall, Run Lola Run, Rumble in the Bronx (Jackie Chan does all his own stunts. Kickarse.), The Last King of Scotland and Office Space. I'm not much into girly films and would rather nail my tongue to the wall than suffer through "the princess diaries" again. The worst movie I have ever seen is "Epic Movie"... if crap movies were a town; it would be the mayor.

Television:

Futurama, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Scrubs, That 70's Show, Band of Brothers, Scrubs, Jackass, Now and Again, The Sopranos, Topgear, My name is Earl, Art Attack, N.C.I.S, Cops, World's Wildest Police Videos, Jonathan Creek, Arrested Development, World at War, The Unit, Fawlty Towers, Viva La Bam and the cricket. I also like to watch the first few episodes of Australian idol because I love seeing the people get burned. Sometimes I wonder who told some contestants they could actually sing and they should try out. Oh man i'm such a cruel bastard. I also reckon the guy who came up with the show "7th heaven" should be raped by a goat. I blame shows such as "home and away" and "neighbours" for dumbing down todays kids... Josh agrees with me so there you go.

Books:

in Hitler's bunker, destined to witness, MOTOR magazine, Contact: Air, Land and Sea magazine and the tomorrow series by John Marsden

Heroes:

Tom Derrick VC
Don't know who he is? Google him :-)