I'd like to meet:
Judge Judy Quotes!!!!!!!!!!"If you liveto be a
hundred you will never be as smart as me"
"Do Ihave stupid written over my forehead?"
"Yeah, and I was born in 1965."
"Have you ever heard of the KISS principle? Keep It Simple,Stupid?"
"This is not Let's Make a Deal, and I'm not MontyHall!"
"When youmess around with Jail-bait, you accept the consequences!"
"I'm here because I'm smart, notbecause I'm young and gorgeous.... although I am! "
"DON'T lie to me!"
"This is my courtroom I can say what I want. When you becomea Judge, we will talk."
"Do you feel as if you're getting whipped? (laughs) You sureare!"
"You spent seventy-two dollars getting your hair done? Youwasted your money!"
"Two people can't talk at the same time. When my mouth ismoving, it means that you need to be quiet."
"Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When therelationship
is over. Have you ever heard that, sir? Well, neither have I.
I just made it up. I'm going to put it on coffee mugs."
"Sir, the table didn't havethree beers and get up and move!!!"
"You are not a good witness. Because a good witness answersa Judge's question directly, and my question to you was a verysimple one. A SIX YEAR OLD COULD ANSWER IT!!!"
"My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb isforever!"
"gotta job? well get one!"
"Of course I'm right, I'm always right."
"I got an A for Torts in Law School."
"BALONEY SIR!"
"I'm like a truth machine."
"I'm the boss applesauce."
"l have 3 sons so l know you areno gift! You're not even good looking!!"
"Did you just curse at him? Get out!"
"If you live to be a
hundred you will never be as smart as me"
"Ridiculous--- NEXT!"
"I think you ought to be quiet. You know, they don't needanybody
stirring up the pot. You're a pot-stirrer."
"Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining."
"Do I look like I need help from you?"
"This is your aggravation. Not his. He doesn't want youraggravation...
Byrd doesn't want your aggravation... do you Byrd?"
"Did you forget you were coming to coming to courttoday?"
"I don't care what you think! I'M the one who has to make adetermination
what is fair."