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You are Bart Simpson. You are clever and
mischievious but choose to use your powers only
for bad. While your walk on the dark side has
thus far been fun, you don't have much
potential for being a productive member of
society and I for one am not looking forward to
supporting your ass when your on welfare.
Which "Simpsons" Character Are You?
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Name: Dan
Birthday: December 29th
Birthplace: London, England (dual citizenship, bitches!)
Current Location: Probably Westport, Farifield County (preppy richland), Connecticut
Eye Color: Hazel (i think) changes between green to brown (i think)
Hair Color: dark brown/black
Height: between 5'9" and 6 feet, hoping to grow a bit more
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: french (a bit), german (possibly), polish, russian (maybe), prussian (maybe), english by birth
The Shoes You Wore Today: birkenstocks
Your Weakness: self-doubt, uncertainty, or something...
Your Fears: rejection, death
Your Perfect Pizza: hawaiin with a whole bunch of parmesean cheese from the shaker, a buch of salt, and maybe some nacho cheesier doritos. o, and from Dimitri's (so sad that they didn't last)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: have fun and not piss off too many people i didnt intend to piss off, i think, i really dunno...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ...
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn...
Your Best Physical Feature: ummmmmmmm, i dunno, people like my eyes, maybe
Your Bedtime: whenever, between 11 and 2 i guess
Your Most Missed Memory: um, weird question, um
Pepsi or Coke: cherry coke, diet cherry vanilla doctor pepper, coke and rum
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's for fries, Sherwood Diner for burgers, Big Boy for all around awesomeness
Single or Group Dates: um, single i guess
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: arizona, or something stronger cuz american tea is wicked weak
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: I hate coffee. TEA
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Do you Swear: a lot
Do you Sing: badly, although i used to be in chorus
Do you Shower Daily: almost daily, sometimes more than once, lazy on some weekends
Have you Been in Love: yeah, i think so...
Do you want to go to College: yup
Do you want to get Married: possibly
Do you belive in yourself: not most of the time, not enough
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: not most of the time
Are you a Health Freak: kinda (lightweight rower)
Do you get along with your Parents: from time to time
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah, rain kicks ass
Do you play an Instrument: piano (used to), trumpet (used to), baritone horn (used to), guitar (own one but too lazy to learn)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hell yeah!
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not sure
In the past month have you gone on a Date: maybe, its hard to say
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: not that i can remember
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but i have eaten a box of miniwheats more than once
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i think so
In the past month have you been on Stage: to jump off it, maybe
In the past month have you been Dumped: unclear
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but i want to
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: maybe some money from my parents that i never gave back...
Ever been Drunk: hell yeah
Ever been called a Tease: not that i know of, but i was called an intimacy whore
Ever been Beaten up: thrown into a fence
Ever Shoplifted: nothing worth much if i did, which i cant really remember
How do you want to Die: i dunno...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: hopefully i'll find out
What country would you most like to Visit: just about everywhere, including places i've already been. if i had to choose, i guess somewhere in Europe, maybe the Netherlands (Amsterdam could be cool for a while...)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no preference
Favourite Hair Color: whatever looks good on ya
Short or Long Hair: both can be really hott
Height: no preference at all
Weight: not incredibly fat, not anorexicly thin, athletic is always good but not necessary
Best Clothing Style: whatever...
Number of Drugs I have taken: i try not to go beyond alcohol, nicotine, and marijuana
Number of CDs I own: over 100, and a whole mess of MP3s
Number of Piercings: none, but i wanna do at least my eyebrow
Number of Tattoos: none, but i'll probably get one at some point
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many...
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Your Deadly Sins
Sloth: 80%
Wrath: 60%
Envy: 20%
Greed: 20%
Pride: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Lust: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 29%
You will die while sleeping - and no one will notice. How Sinful Are You?Random note... Phil Kratzman is incredibly sketchy, and I feel horrible even giving him the dignity of being mentioned on my myspace, but it just popped into my head. BOTHER HIM ON AIM at phillk13087. Oh, and he actually read and responded to this, ain't he special?!
. You scored as Loner.
Loner
81%
Drama nerd
75%
Punk/Rebel
69%
Goth
44%
Geek
44%
Stoner
44%
Prep/Jock/Cheerleader
38%
Ghetto gangsta
25%
What..s Your High School Stereotype?
created with QuizFarm.com You know a test is fucked up when: it rates your extremely white ass 25% ghetto/gangsta...
. You scored as GOTH. you scored as goth. Get some color into your wardrobe.
GOTH
56%
stoner
56%
geek
55%
whore
44%
punk
33%
jock
33%
redneck
11%
loner
11%
prep
0%
where the fuck do you belong
created with QuizFarm.com The best quizzes are the ones where half of the stuff is pretty wrong, because then you tell people and they get to guess which half and then probably make incorrect judgements about you. prejudice rules!!!
. You scored as Alcohol. Woooooooooo man. Party on! But you better chill out after you get outta college, cuz you don't want to be an asshole alcoholic; an embarassment to the family. Never drink and drive, and think about the damage alcohol does to your liver.
Alcohol
75%
Inhalents
69%
Marijuana
63%
Ecstacy
50%
Mushrooms
44%
Cocaine
38%
None!
19%
What..s your ideal drug?
created with QuizFarm.com well, inhalents, probably something i will never do, but ineteresting that they think i should...
You scored as Democrat.
Democrat
92%
Socialist
75%
Anarchism
75%
Green
58%
Communism
58%
Fascism
8%
Nazi
0%
Republican
0%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
created with QuizFarm.com not too surprising, although i didnt think i was actually that much of an anarchist. at some point i will stop taking quizzes and get a life, but i haven't yet reached that point...
. You scored as Mindfuck. Congratulations, you scored Mindfuck. You've probably seen a lot of movies, and have grown to hate mainstream shit. You're looking for the movie that will leave you breathless, and with 21 questions to think about. Check out: Donnie Darko, Being John Malkovich, Pulp Fiction, Memento.
Mindfuck
95%
Artistic
80%
Sadistic Humour
70%
Sci-Fi/Fantasy
60%
Drama/Suspense
50%
Mindless Action Flick
45%
Romantic Comedy
35%
Movie Recommendation.
created with QuizFarm.com Nothing like quizzes where the answers are almost exactly what you expected, almost...
. You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.
agnosticism
83%
atheism
79%
Buddhism
67%
Satanism
67%
Judaism
67%
Islam
58%
Paganism
58%
Christianity
25%
Hinduism
25%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
created with QuizFarm.com I love a quiz that says that, even though I have been raised a reform jew, I'm equally as likely to be Jewish as Satanist...