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James¹³ [My Power Is Pure]

I am here for Friends

About Me


james. omfg. i want to have your babies.

Let's AIM it up
Psychotic1389the basics
‡ my names james
‡im a senior
‡i got to LT
‡i love my friends,
and would do about anything for them
‡anything else, just message me
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An old man was sitting on a bench when a teenager with a rainbow mohawk walked by. The old man stared at him. Seeing him stare, the teenager said, 'What's the matter old-timer, never done anything crazy in your life?' The old man replied, 'Many years ago, I got drunk at a wild party & had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering whether you were my son.
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Pathetic (benign)
Accept it (undermine)
Your opinion (my justification)
Happy (safe)
Servent (caged)
Malice (Utter weakness)
No toleration
Invade (committed)
Enraged (admit it)
Don't condescend (don't even disagree)
Desire (decay)
Dissapoint (delay)
You've suffered then,
now suffer unto ME

My Interests

Music:



tunes

Once upon a time in galaxy far away..in a place called new york-there were four beings-two girls(Kitty & Lyn Z),a boy(Steve),and a ferret(Jimmy)...they got together and decided they wanted to start a band...and thus began the neverending road to pure stupidity.

Movies:



Heroes:


MONKEY
FUCKING
A COCONUT

My Blog

guess my age...

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to...
Posted by James¹³ [My Power Is Pure] on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:09:00 PST

The Many Adventures of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, bu...
Posted by James¹³ [My Power Is Pure] on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 12:07:00 PST