i was told by a co-worker that i’m crazy.
and although out of playfulness, it got me thinking.
conclusion:
i am crazy.
but "crazy" is a mere portion of the cornucopian plethora of adjectives that is maxwell.
complexity intrigues me.
and i’d like to think of myself as complex.
there are layers; puzzles.
an onion. a rubik’s cube.
an onion cube!
i, maxwell losgar, am a crazy onion cube.
i leave you with that loves...
& you, silly!
lying trolls and perverted dwarves need not apply.
one legged twits and mischievous gypsies however, should jump the line and fill out an application ASAP.
Check Out the ALAMO Draft House Cinema, Winchester!
They'll be located in the Kernstown Commons, on Rt. 11 near the intersection of Rt. 37 and I-81.
CHECK EM' OUT!
(click the picture below to be directed to their profile)
Opening Spring 2009!
WINNER:
running with scissors
by augusten burroughs
dry
by augusten burroughs
invisible monsters
by chuck palahiuk
the devil wears prada
by lauren weisberger
ender's game
by orson scott card
bringing home the birkin
by michael tonello
elegance
by kathleen tessaro
of mice and men
by john steinbeck
night
by elie wiesel
mysterious skin
by scott heim
dance, recover, repeat
by alasdair duncan
sense and sensibility
by jane austen
pygmalion
by george bernard
harry potter 1-7
by j.k. rowling
the dictionary
by webster's
designers:
marc jacobs
alexander mcQueen
vivienne westwood
vera wang
alber elbaz
christian lacroix
nicolas ghesquière
betsey johnson
stylists/journalists:
patricia field
anna piaggi
isabella blow
artists:
david downton
andy warhol
takashi murakami
mark ryden
sasha pivarova
actors/actresses:
dakota fanning
models:
gemma ward
evandro soldati
lily donaldson
lily cole
eddie klint
kate moss
cole mohr
miranda kerr
comedians:
chris crocker
amy schumer
chelsea handler
margaret cho
johnny boy
musicians:
jay brannan
adam joseph
jonny mcgovern
britney spears
kimya dawson
tegan and sara
authors:
chuck palahniuk
augusten burroughs
j.k. rowling
friends/family:
mom
dad
carly
brittney
catie
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carrie bradshaw
charlotte york-goldenblatt
samantha jones
miranda hobbes