Updated June 28th: Destiny... Done!Absolute Justice II was such a great night for the VIPs. Justice was finally served, absolutely, as I broke Ty Dillinger's neck and my fellow VIPs Jesse & Steve put the beat down on the rest of Destiny. They are now DONE! Just like that, not even a match and we've gotten rid of them. Oh and as a side-note bonus prize for me, the Kamakazi Kid has a broken back. Yep, brokeback Kazi. I think I should kick him one more time for old time's sake, because we all know I'm the one that cracked those vertebrae a year ago. Believe dat!
Updated June 16th: East Coast? West Coast?
Hell no, GULF COAST baby! Awwww, damn! The Gulf Coast Posse was reunited as I saw for myself that Mike Maverick really is alive despite our belief that he was in the bottom of Tampa Bay. The VIPs kicked it old school with Mav and many thanks to our superhero host that made it all possible. All that talking just motivates the VIPs for this weekend's event and we just might have to cripple someone like the GCP was always known for. So you spaghetti beans better watch out!
Updated May 31st: Boogie & Tank pay the price
Tonight in Gibsonville, CWF & PSW team up to raise money for some guy that is getting a kidney transplant. Well great, but the VIPs don't need an excuse to lay a hurting on Boogie & Tank. Boogie you better tape that arm to your body tight because I plan on ripping it off and beating Tank with it. And Tankster, don't get too used to that TV Title belt, because it's coming right back to "High Definition" Steve Greene. Remember last time he lost it, it was for only a week. That belt has been around his waist for a year and a half and it is already missing him. Oh and Kazi and Xsiris, your title reign is almost up too... after we beat Boogie & Tank we'll be taking our tag titles back too.
Updated May 14th: You're Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone
So the Commish is going to "make things fair" this weekend by banning Jesse Ortega & myself from Burlington in order to try and rip the High Definition TV Title from fellow VIP member, Steve Greene. Well let me tell ya, this ain't the first time I've been kicked out of a building and I bet it won't be the last. Don't think for a minute that the VIPs aren't prepared for the big battle this weekend. Steve has a secret weapon... call it the "Anti-Tank Weapon" to insure that when he rolls out of Burlington and meets the rest of the VIPs at the club, we'll still have a championship belt in our possession. Believe that!
Updated April 18th: SuperBrawl is SuperFraud
The VIPs were ripped off two weeks ago plain and simple. Jesse Ortega should be defending the Mid-Atlantic Title at SuperBrawl, but instead Ric Converse is. And I blame Ty Dillinger. Don't you think for a minute that you escaped what you got coming, Ty. You're one more piledriver away from the end of your career. It's gonna happen. I am going to break your neck and put you in the handicap section. You better believe you and the rest of your "Destiny" dummies are gonna get HURT! SuperBrawl the VIPs will be in action and we will come out on top... we always do!
Updated April 2nd: No April Fools this Saturday
The VIPs have a hit list long enough to keep the Mafia busy for a year, but this Saturday night we're focusing ALL our attention on one person: RIC CONVERSE. After getting ripped off by Cross, Kazi, X, and those stupid goats, we're getting our just due. Jesse Ortega will be getting a Mid-Atlantic Heavyweight Title Match. Something he's been deserving for a long, long time. I guess losing the tag titles may have been what we needed to do in order to get what we REALLY deserve. That being the most coveted championship belt on the east coast.
And it just so happens that "Daddy" Cross will be out of town this Saturday to boot. Hey, that's the breaks sometimes. All the cheers of your stupid fans WILL NOT be enough to stop the VIPs this time. I'll be at ringside to make sure we walk away with that belt and this time there's nothing that Cross can do to stop us.
Shine it up Ric, the gold & platinum belong to the VIPs and Saturday night we're leaving with that key! Believe dat!!! Hey and you know what comes next... Steve will still have the High Def TV Title and his 20-lb chain, da Kid will be big pimpin' and Jesse will be sporting the Mid-Atlantic Title and we'll be runnin' the city and watching it drop all night long!
Updated March 17th: Unhappy St. Patrick's Day
I hate those Goats! Yeah, you know the ones... they pulled a fast-one on the VIPs and I'm certain Cross helped put that together. Who the heck was that? We were to face "Team Mexico" to show everyone a true lucha style bout. Instead the real Chivas let that sorry Kazi & Xsiris take their match, dress up like them, and the real Chivas came out to distract us just when we were going to win! Dirty Goats! You'll have more to fear than Chupacabras in your future!!! And don't think that Kazi & Xsiris will get away with this. One thing is certain, the VIPs will have all their keys back soon enough... and a few Goat heads as trophies!
Updated February 14th: Happy Bloody Valentine's
On a day when most are thinking gushy and mushy love thoughts, the King of Heat is thinking of unadulterated hatred. A seething hate for Joey Silvia and Ty Dillinger. One that makes me wish them both, a Happy BLOODY Valentine's. You two can keep talking your smack, but when you two cowards finally step into the ring with the VIPs, you're going to have to pay the price... and it will be a heavy one indeed. I have perfected the piledriver, and I plan to drop you both on your heads enough to turn you into special guests for "Little People, Big World." And then I'm going to shove a Depends in Joey's mouth, yeah, you know why. You wanna talk about how we can't run from Destiny? Well, boys, run right into your FATE...
But as much as I hate Joey & Ty, I still hate one person more. That is the Kamakazi Kid. So this Saturday Cross has ordered "The Last Chance" for Kazi & Xsiris to take the Mid-Atlantic Tag Titles from Jesse & myself. Sorry punks, but the VIPs are going to break the record for the longest tag champs in history, just like I promised when we won them. So your last chance is just that. I will take great pleasure in dropping Kazi on his hard head too, just for old times sake.
Updated January 23rd: Shawty or Shorty?
I warned you Ty & Joey if you returned to Burlington it would be a SHORT comeback. Well, Ty, I heard at the Emergency Room they measured you and you came up 3-inches shorter than the last time I sent you there. You found out I am a man of my word. Word!
Joey you escaped your fate thanks to Lee Valiant. Believe me, if he would have not brought that chair into the ring you would have been beside Ty in the hospital. So now you got some serious thinking to do. Because you don't get any more warnings. Come back again and the VIPs are sending all of you on a permanent vacation.
Now that I'm done talking about the Shortys... time for the Shawtys. Chase had one smoking Boriqua with him. And the rest of the VIPs had to beat about 10 Shawtys off of us just to get out of the building. Ah, life is so hard being a VIP...
Updated January 17th: Pimp Hands Up!
With snow and ice on the ground, one could imagine it's a cold day in hell. Not to worry, the King of Heat is here to warm things right back up. This Saturday night in Burlington, I will melt all the ice and ignite the Carolina Sports Arena yet again as I welcome the honorary VIPs, Chase Stevens and Andy Douglas, The Naturals! Yes these two are coming in as a personal favor for your's truly, to eliminate Joey Siliva, Ty Dillinger, and any fool they can convince to be in their corner. And when The Naturals finish mopping the Sports Arena with their hides, I'm going to come out and kick Joey and Ty's asses right out of the building! Just like I sent them out last time... a bloody, broken pair of losers... straight to the hospital!
Plus as a bonus, "High Definition" Steve Greene is going to pick up a double crown win as he defeats Ric Converse to become the Mid-Atlantic Hwt. Champion AND TV Champion. Steve's broad shoulders are the only ones big enough to carry both belts. This night is just going to get better and better.
And don't forget that Jesse Ortega will be in action as well, defending the CWA Carolinas Title. Yes, the title we walked into Statesville and took from Ty Dillinger. LOL! That's right Ty, we can whip your ass in Burlington, Statesville, and Jacksonville, from New York to Cali, anytime we so desire. We're the VIPs. Believe dat!
And while you two losers are getting stitched up in the emergency room, the VIPs along with the honorary VIPs will be burning down the rest of the town. Yep yep!
Updated January 3rd:
What a holiday season for the KoH. Santa brought me a lump of coal and a bag of switches. He looked a lot like Mikael Yamaha to me and Matty Dee's glowing red nose was pulling his sleigh. This weekend I'm going to show them both what I thought of that. You see Cross has given them a rematch for the Mid-Atlantic Tag Team Titles that are held by Jesse Ortega & myself. And to top it off, he has banned "High Definition" TV Champion Steve Greene from the building during our title bout! I think Cross is related to the Grinch!
Nevertheless, the King of Heat has been in intensive training over the holidays, to guarantee that our tag title reign is the longest ever. Anyone that has seen my workouts lately knows that I'm kicking it better than ever. So Yammy & Matty, second helpings usually leaved you stuffed, and you'll be throwing up after we get through wit ya.
VIPs will be in full effect this Saturday, rocking the CSA, leaving with our belts, and running the city. Converse does't and neither does Destiny. Dey know!!!
Updated December 20th:
BattleCade VIII was another huge night for the VIPs. "High Definition" TV Champion Steve Greene scored a win over Boogie Woogie McBride to keep his title. Did you think it could have been otherwise? Please, that is why Steve is a VIP. I don't think anyone could beat him for the belt.
And of course the VIP Tag Team of Jesse Ortega & myself turned back the challenge of the Blaze Runnerz. You know I think those fans actually thought they had a chance. We introduced the hillbilly fans to the future of wrestling, that is lucha libre style. Our entourage of masked fans brought us to the ring as we sported a tribute to another great campeónes de parejas, Averno & Mephisto.
We have beaten every team Cross could throw against us, now 2008 will be the year we call the shots. We want to defend our titles in lucha libre rules bouts and we are demanding that Cross bring in lucha libre teams to face us. Why? Because we want to show everyone we are the greatest tag team and that can only happen by defending against other great tag teams... from Mexico!
In case you forgot, Kazi you suck!
I hate you, you hate me. What more needs to be said?
Yes I'm real. Despite me saying I'd never have a myspace someone talked me into doing it anyway. If you try to add me there's a 10-to-1 chance I will decline. After all I hate you, remember?
