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Kyle the Layman Shaman

I use a cobra snake for a necktie.

About Me

Spitting venom or shouting razors, I rain down fire from on high. Get spayed you fat Fucks!

My Interests

Homebrew, Video Games, the Great-out-of-doors, sick fiction, girls, Music, and lots of stuff I don't feel like writing down.

I'd like to meet:

Beer bandits, malcontents, pirates, fascists, liberals, drunks, teetolars, authors, illiterate scholars, dorks, morons, monks, ect. of all stripes for mischief, petty vandalism, fornication, and other assorted activities.

Music:

60s Garage, Rockabilly, surf, oldschool country, Punk ala late 70s new york, Hip-Hop, black metal, but mostly just ROCK N' ROLL!!!!!

Movies:

I see just about everything that comes out but don't really care for much of it. I spose my favorite movies are action films with anti heros ie. taxi driver. or well done sci-fi... happens to be a dying genre these days. Big zombie movie fan without a doubt if its got a fucking zombie in it I'm there, the more the better. Asian cult is super.. I'll really give anything a try from Gay viking porn to bizarre foriegn indies. But if it sucks I will heckel. Loudly and obnoxiously.

Television:

Futurama, Family guy, scrubs, adult swim. basically anything that can make me laugh with social commentary. I remember getting gooned up on Oly and heckling america's top model with a pack of friends not to long ago that wasn't to bad. Mostly i avoid TV. Its the devil.

Books:

My favorite book of all time; Dead Girls, Dead Boys, Dead things by Richard Calder. Read them if you have the fucking chutzpah!. Zelazny's amber novels, Moorcock's Eternal Champion series, Hunter's literary journals, Rimbaud's poems, H.P. Lovecraft, I fucking hate russian authors but for some reason We by Yevgeny Zamyatin is the best dystopia novel I've read yet. also check out ecotopia by ERNEST CALLENBACH its pretty dope and i just killed it recently. Also if you like cyberpunk (yes i'm a stephenson, gibson fan) check out new kid on the block RICHARD K MORGAN his shit will bring you to your knees. Also in addition I'm currently reading Fritz Lieber's Adventures of Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser which have to be about the most amazing fantasy I've laid my hands on yet. This just in "Journey to the End of Night" by Celine. Good stuff, whoremongering frenchman run amok, catch-22 style. Anyhoo, Get your ass to the library!

Heroes:

The good doctor Thompson and my drunken scottish grandfather, may they both rest in peace. D'lana Tunnel for being the most attractive woman in north america. Bigfoot. Typhoid mary.

My Blog

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Now that i have this myspace page i feel oh so hep, thanks crys :P  
Posted by Kyle the Layman Shaman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST