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red_mercury

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About Me

ok im mexican, i got my leg amputated last year cause i was surfing in san felipe mex, and a shark bite my leg after that fucker bitye me my leg was worthles so the docs had to cut it off. Anyways i love rock, punk rock, i love nirvana. I sortof kind of play the guitar, i like to think im pretty good for being self thought.well lets see im like windows defaul i only know 12 colors , peach is not a color its a fruit, pimpkin is also a fruit not a color, i have no idea what muave is. right now i live in oklahoma city with my brother and his old lady.
Which passed away rock legend are you?

Kurt Cobain
God of grunge, the legendary frontman of Nirvana. Original, talented. You've got a lot of potential. Rest In Peace, Kurt.
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What kind of Muscle Car are You? (pics)

1967 Shelby GT 500
You are a 1967 Shelby GT 500. You love your car because it's rare. You know you can whoop on most other cars, but you tend not to because you don't want to scratch your paint. You try to keep as many miles off of your car as you can.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: christian
Birthday: 4/5/85
Birthplace: san luis rio colorado
Current Location: okc
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brownish/ blackish
Height: 250
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: beaner
The Shoes You Wore Today: boots
Your Weakness: strippers
Your Fears: zombies
Your Perfect Pizza: meat lovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: walk right
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wanna fuck?
Thoughts First Waking Up: i gotta get rid of this boner
Your Best Physical Feature: my left foot
Your Bedtime: whenever i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: childhood
Pepsi or Coke: coca
MacDonalds or Burger King: the bk
Single or Group Dates: single dont want to give everyone a show
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: none
Do you Smoke: fuck yea like a train
Do you Swear: sailors aint nothing on me
Do you Sing: fuck yea when i drive
Do you Shower Daily: nope
Have you Been in Love: yea
Do you want to go to College: been there tdone that
Do you want to get Married: to who?
Do you belive in yourself: fuck yea
Do you get Motion Sickness: hell no
Do you think you are Attractive: im FUCKING FINE
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yea they rock
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Do you play an Instrument: the guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i think
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: do pain killer count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: who hasnt?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: eewww gross
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eeeewww even grosser
In the past month have you been on Stage: does the stage of guitar hero count? if so the yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: i've taken a dump and yes it stunk
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope . i dont anyone to be jelous
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not yet
Ever been Drunk: HELL YEA
Ever been called a Tease: yea
Ever been Beaten up: my sister used to kick my ass every day when i was a kid
Ever Shoplifted: maybe
How do you want to Die: having sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a fire truck
What country would you most like to Visit: colombia cause colombian girls have the best asses
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: if they good looking its ok
Weight: like i said
Best Clothing Style: tight
Number of Drugs I have taken: i have no clue
Number of CDs I own: none i have mp3 :P
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none i like what i do
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man vs. woman.

..>   Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at Southern Methodist University: In-class Assignment for Wed...
Posted by red_mercury on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:07:00 PST

Polly dont want crackers

The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest. "I have two talking female parrots," she tells him. "All they can say is 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'" "...
Posted by red_mercury on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:41:00 PST

Eat Your Heart Out, Plato

If a man is talking in the woods and no woman hears him&is he still wrong?
Posted by red_mercury on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:39:00 PST

Hes Crafty

..> ..> ..> Leaving the poker party, late as usual, two friends compared notes. "I can never fool my wife," the first complained. "I turn off the car's engine and coast into the garage, take off ...
Posted by red_mercury on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:35:00 PST

Spank Thru

And as the soft pretentious mountainsGlisten in the light of the treesAnd the flowers sing in D minorAnd the birds fly happilyWe'll be together once again my loveI need you back oh baby baby I can't ...
Posted by red_mercury on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:16:00 PST

free bird

If I leave here tomorrowWould you still remember meFor i must be travelling on nowThere's too many places I gotta see And if I stay here with you girlThings just wouldn't be the sameFor I'm as free a...
Posted by red_mercury on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:56:00 PST