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El Capitán

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

About Me

I think I'm smart, funny, a genuinely good and honest person, fairly generous, observant, a loyal and dedicated friend, hard-working, I give good advice and can be objective, and I'm open to new things; to be honest, I also think I'm a perfectionist, I can be very opinionated, hard-headed and stubborn, sometimes disagreeable, sometimes unmotivated, figity, shy, obsessive compulsive with certain things, hard to convince, hesitant to join in groups or organizations, and I tend to have somewhat of a bad temper(although it takes quite a while to actually get me angry). I rather people actually knew me, and not who I can pretend to be. Behind the name "SCOTT": English meaning: "From Scotland", Gaelic meaning: "Tattooed warrior". My name in Japanese: "Sukotto". General name description: "Very intelligent, broadminded and a good listener. You are an ideas person, with a wonderful creative imagination who is always seeking practical applications to apply this to. Your intelligence means that you have great potential for business success if you can apply some discipline and caution. You enjoy sensual pleasures and with a natural restless nature and liking for adventure life is rarely dull with you around."
You are the Black Knight. Always lookin' for a
fight, you NEVER know when to quit...even when
you've had your arms & legs cut off.."'Tis
but a scratch!"
Which Monty Python & the Holy Grail Character are you REALLY?
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You are a
protector.
Yes, you don't like to kill people. That goes
against everything you belive in. It's not that
you are a coward, but your ideals and morals
wouldn't allow it. You are the typical hero, do
the righteous things, get the bad guys and do
it all legally. But just because you don't kill
doesn't mean you can't kick ass. And that is
what you do. You use your brain and your
strenght to do honourable deeds and protect
people you know and love. If an evil guy is
going to take over the world soon, it's you who
will get involved. You hate watching innocents
suffer, and love seeing bad people getting what
they deserve. You are probably also happy and
optimistic and work pretty good in groups. And
the friends you usually make are true ones.
Main weapon: Anything at all
Quote: "You only live once, but if
you do it right, once is enough" -Joe
Lewis
Facial expression: Smile


What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
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Honor: You are an honorable person who is firm with
his/her beliefs and treats others as you are
treated. People would consider you humble at
times and very respectful, and someone to
definitely respect back.
Which Characteristic From the Samurai Code Matches You Best? (You may find out your best trait)
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Your word is: Brooding. You are a true thinker and
often try to figure out the meaning of life,
why we are all here etc. You may not be so
social, and often think twice before acting but
those thoughts you have in your mind never stop
flowing in. Sometimes you can be so
concentrated you forget about other things that
you have to do. Don't change, this world needs
deep people.
What Dark Word Represents You? [anime pics]
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. You scored as Modernist. Modernism represents the thought that science and reason are all we need to carry on. Religion is unnecessary and any sort of spirituality halts progress. You believe everything has a rational explanation. 50% of Americans share your world-view.

Modernist


75%

Existentialist


69%

Idealist


69%

Cultural Creative


63%

Materialist


56%

Postmodernist


50%

Romanticist


44%

Fundamentalist


25%
What is Your World View? (updated)
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Pog mo thoin
Pog mo thoin - 'Kiss my ass.'You're one tough bastard, and if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss your ass. You enjoy fighting and causing grievous bodily harm. Hey! What are you lookin' at, punk?I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 Myspace Contact Tables
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My Interests

Books, Art, Movies, Comedy(especially George Carlin, Dennis Miller, Bill Hicks, and Lewis Black), Graphic Novels, Animation(American and Japanese), Collecting(all sorts of crap), Weightlifting, Games and Sports(watching and competing, especially MMA, and other combative fighting sports), Martial Arts, Web Surfing(especially stuff like www.happytreefriends.com), RPG's(table top), Music(Lots and lots of everything) and Concerts, Cooking(Just beginning, but getting better with every meal) and Eating, Drinking(Only every so often; don't wanna kill my liver, ya know?), Etc...
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I'd like to meet:

Take the quiz: .."What do you love about making love?"

Love
You are a lover of love. You love to love and be loved. You are perhaps a hopeless romantic but those are rare nowadays. Think of it as a gift. Whether you are saving yourself for that special someone or you have already found him or her. You are part of an almost extinct species of human. The kind that believe in true love... Because love is truly beautiful!..People of any type, preferrably not a-holes. And eventually, after a long and fruitful life....

Music:

Lots: AC/DC, Slipknot, Led Zepplin, Dire Straits, Pink Floyd, Yes, Deftones, Faith No More, James Brown, Korn, Sevendust, The Rolling Stones, U2, CCR, Slayer, Sepultura, Iron Maiden, In Extremo, Rammstein, Godsmack, Alice In Chains, Black Sabbath, The Clash, Rancid, The Misfits, The Crystal Method, Cypress Hill, Outkast, Linkin Park, Metallica(Old stuff, now they're just sad), Van Halen, White Zombie(AND Rob Zombie), John Williams, Basil Poledouris, Biohazard, KMFDM(And MDFMK), Jimi Hendrix, Soulfly, Eric Clapton, Ozzy Ozbourne, Iced Earth, The Ramones, The Dropkick Murphies, Aerosmith(Old stuff, not the new "boy band" crap), Motorhead, Sponge, Dry Kill Logic, Shadows Fall, Hatebreed, Hed P.E., Pantera(R.I.P. Dimebag, you were the shit!), Tool, NIN, Static-X, Killswitch Engage, Etc.

Movies:

Conan The Barbarian, Monty Python's Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, Full Metal Jacket, Blazing Saddles, History of the World: Part II, Heavy Metal, Spaceballs, The Star Wars Trilogy(the old one; the new one's alright, but not a favorite), The Kentucky Fried Movie, Animal House, Airplane I & II, The Naked Gun, Top Secret, Batman, Batman Begins, Goodfellas, Clerks I & II, Chasing Amy, Dragonslayer, Ghostbusters I & II, Mallrats, Dogma, Equilibrium, Fist Of The North Star(anime), Akira(anime), Ninja Scroll(anime), Superman The Movie, Superman Returns, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Lock, Stock And Two Smocking Barrels, Star Trek II: Wrath Of Khan, Big Trouble In Little China, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, Blade Runner, Gladiator, Legend, Fist Of Legend, Enter The Dragon, Spider Man I & II, Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins, Resevoir Dogs, Saving Private Ryan, The Shining, Alien & Aliens, Predator, Commando, The Running Man, Total Recall, any Zatoichi films(Foreign), The Seven Samurai(Foreign), Kill Bill I & II, Last Action Hero, Ocean's Eleven(2001), The Boondock Saints, Braveheart, Kingdom of Heaven, Troy, True Romance, The 13th Warrior, Hellboy, The Punisher, The Hulk, The Matrix Trilogy, Bloodsport, Kickboxer, Swordfish, Jurassic Park, Fight Club, True Lies, Willow, La Femme Nikita, The Fifth Element, The Diehard Trilogy, Dr. No, From Russia With Love, Black Hawk Down, Mean Machine, Golden Eye, Rumble in the Bronx, The Prophesy, Ladyhawke, Innocent Blood, Evil Dead II, The Army of Darkness, Excalibur, Dragonheart, Robocop, Supercop I & II, Sin City, Last Man Standing, Tombstone, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, The Last Dragon, Clash of the Titans, Spies Like Us, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Mad Max, The Road Warrior, Major League, Red Sonja, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Eraser, Vampires, They Live, The Shadow, Interview with the Vampire, Jason and the Argonauts, Ravenous, The Abyss, Leon: The Professional, The Crow, Logan's Run, Payback, Highlander(The first one AND only the first one; the others are dead to me.), Darkman, The Wild Bunch, Mission Impossible, 48 Hours, Lethal Weapon, Street Fighter II(Anime), Shawn of the Dead, The Last Samurai, The Blood of Heroes, Fire and Ice, A History of Violence, V for Vendetta, Grandma's Boy, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Thank You For Smoking, American Psycho, X-Men I & II(III sucked balls.), Shogun Assassin, Tony Jaa films(Like Ong-Bak: Muay Thai Warrior & The Protector; the films' stories aren't so great, but the fight scenes are totally astounding!), Smokin' Aces, Hot Fuzz, Knocked Up, The Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy, Superbad, Flash Gordon, Confidence, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, Trainspotting, The Shawshank Redemption, Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, Etc.

Television:

Family Guy, America Dad, Berserk(Japan), Cowboy Bebop(Japan), The Simpsons, Star Trek(any, only sometimes), The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, most stuff on The History Channel, The Discovery Channel, The Learning Channel, ESPN, Mr. Show, Band of Brothers(Mini Series), Rome(Mini Series), Robot Chicken, Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab: 2021, Most Extreme Challenge(MXC), Futurama, classic Twilight Zone, The Venture Brothers, Mythbusters, Fight Quest, The Human Weapon, THE ONLY REALITY SHOW I'LL WATCH: The Ultimate Fighter, MST3K, Spaced, Metalocalypse, Squidbillies, Etc. NOTE: EVERYDAY SITCOMS SUCK BALLS.

Books:

LOTR(I know, everybody likes these since the movies came out), The Art of War, The Heart of Darkness, The Iliad and The Odyssey, some stuff by David Gemmell(Legend, Waylander, Etc.), lots of stuff by Anne Rice(The Vampire Chronicles, The Mayfair Witches Series, Ramses The Damned), lots of stuff by Stephen King(Salem's Lot, The Running Man, It, The Dead Zone, Thinner, Etc.), lots of stuff by Arthur C. Clarke(Rendezvous With Rama, Return To Rama, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Etc.), Dracula & Frankenstein(The O.G. classics), The Invisible Man, Alice In Wonderland, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books, short stories by H.P. Lovecraft, just getting into Chuck Palahniuk(Fight Club is just as good a book as it is a movie, Beowulf, Etc.Graphic Novels: The Crow, any Sin City, Kingdom Come, Marvels, any Hellboy, Ronin, Berserk(Manga), The Dark Knight Returns, Wolverine & Havok: Meltdown, Batman: Year One, any Sandman, Batman: Arkham Asylum, A History of Violence, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, 300, Etc.

Heroes:

Too many to name here....mostly fictional, anyway. Very few "real" people are actual heroes to me.

My Blog

Best movie opening EVER!!!

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Posted by El Capitán on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:13:00 PST

One hilarious commercial.....

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Posted by El Capitán on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:53:00 PST