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Ty

My city, my home....

About Me

25 month-old shorties in da house - holla.
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My Interests

My elephant named Tummy, Dora the Explorer, Thomas the Tank Engine and all da fine ladies at the Fort Greene Playground, firemen, fire trucks, ice cream with sprinkles, my woobie & baba-boo, pull-ups (someday I'll be rockin' em too), dancing, balls! Who doesn't love balls?

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a good discount at McDonalds and ToysRus

Music:

At the Drive In, Audioslave, Big Wreck, Bjork, Black Label Society, Black Stone Cherry, Blind Melon, Block Party, Buckcherry, Clipse, Coldplay, Dido, Etta James, Everclear, Faith No More, Faithless, Fiona Apple, Fishbone, Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, Frou Frou, Fugazi, G. Love & the Special Sauce, Gang Starr, Guitar Gabriel, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Jamiroquai, Jay-Z, Jane's Addiction, Jimmy Eat World, John Lee Hooker, Johnny Thunders, Johnny Winter, Josh Todd, Joss Stone, Kanye West, Leadbelly, Led Zeppelin, Lena Horne, Ludacris, MIA, Mad Season, Madball, Mars Volta, Massive Attack, Mazzy Star, Metallica, Mother Love Bone, Muddy Waters, Muse, NORE, Nas, Nina Simone, NIN, Nirvana, No Doubt, Norah Jones, Oasis, Outkast, Pharrell, Picasso Trigger, Pink Floyd, Poe, Porno For Pyros, Portishead, Postal Service, Primus, Prodigy, Psapp, Puddle of Mudd, Queens of the Stoneage, Radiohead, Rolling Stones, Rosemary Clooney, Sia, Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Dogg, Soundgarden, Staind, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, Sugarhill Gang, Sundays, Temple of the Dog, Thievery Corporation, Third Eye Blind, Thornley, Tool, Tori Amos, Transplants, Velvet Revolver, White Stripes, Zero 7.

Movies:

Tiger's Big Adventure, Sponge Bob Square Pants: The Movie, Finding Nemo: that kind of stuff. Loved Girls gone wild Part IX too, but I don't think I was supposed to see that. I wonder if any of those boobies were in working order. Milk rocks.

Television:

Dora man -- fucking eh! "Swiper! No swiping!!" Ah man.

Books:

Goodnight Moon, Is your Mama a Llama, Green Eggs and Ham, If you Were My Bunny...

Heroes:

I'm kinda feelin swiper because even though he never gets the loot he always keeps tryin to steal shit and it's good to keep tryin and shit. Like me - I can't get the front door open yet to escape out of this hell-hole of an apartment, but like swiper, I'm gonna keep tryin and some day when I get out maybe I'll like be able to join swiper's crew 'cept I'll be good at it and shit and we'll hit up like chucky cheese and get mad loot and all the fine ladies. That'd be the shit.

My Blog

Ummm... snow sucks.

As anyone in sunny ol' Brooklyn may or may not have noticed, we just got a shitload of snow this weekend.  NOT cool.  Mommy brings me outside because she's going to shovel and I swear to who...
Posted by Ty on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 12:35:00 PST

Stealin Shit and Waking up Alone

So this weekend my mommy took me out shopping and I decided I really liked this cool stuffed pirate and I put him in my stroller next to me and he was chillin and it was cool.  He was cold so I p...
Posted by Ty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

More Yo Mama Jokes

Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink. Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and cho...
Posted by Ty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shout-out to my hos at Commerce Bank

They hooked my the fuck up with free crayons and one of the hot ones played with my hair and shit.  That is one fine establishment. 
Posted by Ty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Send me Money

So I was listening to other people on the playground and apparently there's this thing called "adoption" where if you get a lot of money you can get rid of your unsuitable parents and get a cool rich ...
Posted by Ty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who's the favorite?

I'm starting to think that maybe mommy and daddy like my big brother better than me.  They haven't said it out loud or anything like that but they're always doing shit that makes me think that mi...
Posted by Ty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I fucking hate lawn gnomes and sprinklers.

Im not going to beat around the bush here, I find lawn gnomes to be fucking frightening (and offensive).  I also hate sprinklers they have at the playgrounds because the waters cold and I have ...
Posted by Ty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Beds are fucking dangerous

Why did they put me in a fucking big-boy bed?  Big-boy bed my ass!! Fucking "danger machine" is more like it.  I fell out of bed again last night.  If chewing on the camera took picture...
Posted by Ty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What? No fucking breakfast???

So over the weekend I got this hot new bed, right?  It's like a BED bed, not a fucking lame ass crib anymore and it's blue and I'm diggin it and the best part is I can just leave it like whenever...
Posted by Ty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Music I'm feelin today

I feel this song really represents my lifestyle and I'm just so feelin it today.  I was breakin it down in my lowrider jeans cause they're 2t's and they ain't quite fittin me yet and i was lookin...
Posted by Ty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST