Well fudge me in the chocolate factory that was sweet.
I'm gonna spit on your cupcake when I get mono.
Hio I'm Caleb K. o.O I play piano, drums, guitar, and trumpet...
Everybody has a story to tell. As for me, I was born... and the rest is up to you to find out.
Tip OF THE WEEK> Be great.
Question of the week: Where's Waldo?!
"Six billion people all fighting on this doomed life supporting planet, all because their mix of chemicals in their body is simply telling them something different."
Truth is the safest lie. - Jewish proverb
A man has no business to marry a woman who can't make him miserable. It means she can't make him happy. - Origin unknown
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Lincoln ...
At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go back in the same box. - Italian proverb
"Need not do for yourself, but do for your cause."
Don't be yourself, be who you want to be. there's a difference, think about it.
Yes, I dare tackle this question in a crappy paragraph.
A purpose to the world? Why do we need a purpose to the world? Do we need a purpose? It would be nice to have some significance and have meaning while we’re here… so the purpose is… … to be a friend; show one's thought process, twists of perception, one's humor, shock material, and love. Be a friend, to whomever lets you… other than that finding a purpose can screw itself.
Prayer, Some people say this is a nice advantage to have in their life… if used for the wrong reasons, which I’m sure nearly it always is. It’s a desire for some supernatural power to progress one’s own life for their own advantages with their own discretions…
When a person commits suicide, there's either 2 ways one can go about looking at it all... "Well, there's one less dumb person in the world... Or, there goes one brilliant person out of the world." Either way they probably knew something we didn’t.
A story from my job
I will say right now I have a job waiting tables... it's awesome, not because of the job or place, but because of just a couple people who are also stuck working there with me... and the rest of the people I mess around with. I basically manipulated the people at work to split into 3 different groups of what they think of me. and, No they have no idea I do this... The first group of people think I'm so quiet all the time, so nice, that I must have some evil dark side... They think I'm gonna be the next guy to go crazy and shoot someone and not say a word guy, but that's a bit to the extreme... The second group thinks of like I'm some awesome playa and I end up hitching a different girl just about every other night... I'm not sure how view came about but what ever they think I'm just acting it out... and then finally the third group, they're not really catagorized in a group cause they're the very few friends I have there... I tell them about the first couple groups, and crap... That's just with the employees. I randomly decide at times to act like a big loser with a crappy boring life at tables...(shouldn't be hard right) har har... I guess I just pull everything off so subtle like it just works... so yea I pretty much rule, don't deny it...
Now to leave with an awesome quote instead of my horrible work story,
"I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center." - Kurt Vonnegut
