I'm not looking for a million skinhead friends. I don't wanna be a retro pin-up girl. I'm not looking for dudes to flirt with online. Yes, I think you're a douche. No, I don't like Johnny Cash or Bettie page. We don't have some "special bond" because we both have tattoos. I don't have a "my rich daddy molested me" and now I'm a druggie whore sob story. I'm just ME...take it or leave it. Odds are, I don't care what you think anyway. I'm too old to worry about impressing all you twenty somethings.
